What is the most ridiculous aircraft design?

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-ridiculous-aircraft-design-that-people-have-ever-seen?share=1

by anigbrowl • 11 years ago

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ykl• 11 years ago

One of the aircraft named is the Kalinin K-7 [1], which is a favorite ridiculous aircraft of mine. It's the most literally "flying fortress" looking aircraft ever made. The design process for the K-7 was "add engines until it flies".

Basically, the Kalinin K-7 was an attempt to build an extremely heavy, high capacity aircraft before the jet engine was introduced. As a result, the entire plane is prop-driven, and the plane has a crap-ton of engines. There's 6 on the leading edges of the wings, but when it turned out 6 wasn't enough, they just started adding engines anywhere they could until the thing flew. By the end, there were the 6 original engines on the leads of the wings, plus 4 more engines on top of the wings and two more on each side of the cockpit/cabin.

For some more reading/pictures, see [2][3].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalinin_K-7

[2] https://www.warhistoryonline.com/military-vehicle-news/serio...

[3] http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/models/aircraft/Kalinin-K7.html

cstross• 11 years ago

Shades of the Convair B-36 Peacemaker, the predecessor to the B-52. "Six turning, four burning" because it had six piston-powered pusher propellers and four jet engines in underwing pods for take-off boost and high speed bombing runs:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_B-36_Peacemaker

They also experimented with tracked landing gear:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Featured_picture_can...

A parasite fighter for bomber defense (the XF-85 Goblin):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonnell_XF-85_Goblin

And as a test bed for nuclear aircraft propulsion:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_NB-36H

protomyth2• 11 years ago

I would say the NB-36H because it actually flew and because "The original crew and avionics cabin was replaced by a massive lead and rubber lined 11 ton crew section for a pilot, copilot, flight engineer and two nuclear engineers. Even the small windows had 10-12 inch thick lead glass."

The thought that the X-6[1] and WS-125[2] would be good ideas further lead me to nominate the NB-36H.

1) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Convair_X-6

2) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WS-125

Pinckney3• 11 years ago

And for some reason, anyone who posts anything about it online seems obligated to put it alongside those stupid battleship hybrid renderings.

afterburner• 11 years ago

Those strange mockups/renderings look way bigger than the actual plane.

trhway• 11 years ago

the rendering is of the planned, enlarged, successor to K-7. It just never happened.

djrogers• 11 years ago

And for some reason the photo of the K-7 used in the quora thread is a photoshop of the plane with 2 heavy gun turrets from a battleship... When the original is this incredible, why add lipstick?

Shivetya2• 11 years ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lun-class_ekranoplan

While not a plane the sheer idea of this craft shows that sometimes near unlimited military budgeting can result is strange ideas taking "flight".

kumarski• 11 years ago

Ekranoplans are the most unusual looking ones.

WalterBright• 11 years ago

The asymmetric designs were to counteract the torque from the single engine.

ControlledBurn• 11 years ago

Yep, I was a bit annoyed to find stuff like the Boomerang in here. Most people don't realize that losing the critical engine on a multi can be much more dangerous that losing both. Burt's Boomerang is probably one of the least ridiculous designs out there, as the asymmetric design of the wings is there to negate the adverse effects of a critical engine failure.

7952• 11 years ago

I wonder if we will ever see more use of rockets in aircraft design? With improvements in manufacturing (like 3d printed parts), simulation, cleaner fuels and better control (SpaceX) it could open up new possibilities.

raverbashing• 11 years ago

A rocket is a fundamentally different technology than a turbine engine (some jets don't even have a turbine, like a Ramjet)

Choosing a rocket instead of a jet engine relies on a lot of factors (environment, efficiency, speed, etc)

lmm• 11 years ago

What possibilities? Carrying your own oxidiser is always going to be wasteful when there's a plentiful supply of oxygen around already. If anything the opposite technology is more interesting - a space launch vehicle using air-breathing engines (i.e. SABRE). Where aircraft have used rockets it's been similar to use of afterburners - for emergency short-term extra thrust (e.g. JATO).

tim3332• 11 years ago

I guess there are some hybrids coming along like the Virgin SpaceShipTwo that fires a rocket at high altitude to get 112km up. Also hybrid missiles with rocket and ramjet that have 3x the range are on their way:

http://www.bayern-chemie.com/ramjet.htm

Gibbon1• 11 years ago

Unless I misremember, thrust is proportional to exhaust velocity. Energy is proportional to the square of the velocity.

The big advantage of air breathing engines is the ability to use air as the reaction mass. IE, take a huge amount of air, and accelerate it a small amount to produce thrust. Which is why propeller driven aircraft are still 'a thing' and you see turbofan engines with ever higher bypass ratio's. (modern designs are 10:1, 10kg of air flow through the fan fro every 1kg of air through the engine)

tim3332• 11 years ago

Not super ridiculous but I thought the x32 which was Boeings competitor for the F35 was a bit silly looking. Also it came close to being the trillion dollar everyone must have it project if it had beat the F35 in testing.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/39/USAF_X32...

vacri• 11 years ago

My contender for silly-loking plane is the Caribou. The article has sillier planes, but this one needs to be added to the pot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/De_Havilland_Canada_DHC-4_Cari...

hamiltonians• 11 years ago

Spruce Goose, although the design conventional, was an oddity both for its size, very limited use, and backstory.

enraged_camel• 11 years ago

At first I thought this was going to be a joke about the F-35.

Then I remembered Hacker News hates jokes.

engi_nerd• 11 years ago

Aren't there enough people with little knowledge of the F-35 posting invective about it?

I, for one, don't hate jokes. But HN is still a place where it's possible to have a substantive interaction without devolving into tangential silliness. I hope it stays that way.

SAI_Peregrinus• 11 years ago

The Custer Channel Wing is one of the strangest looking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Custer_Channel_Wing

danmaz74• 11 years ago

There's a short documentary on the Martini Beriev VVA-14 on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZgWjxYTJS8

At least here we can see the wings, which aren't shown in the wikipedia article!

georgerobinson• 11 years ago

If you look at the Super Guppy with it's loading bay open [1] you can't help but wonder where they put all the wiring and hydraulics between the cockpit and the rest of the plane?

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_Spacelines_Super_Guppy#/m...

Pinckney3• 11 years ago

They had to be disconnected, reconnected, and recalibrated every time the nose was opened and shut.

https://books.google.com/books?id=l4fSx5HoZWAC&pg=PA94&lpg=P...

hliyan• 11 years ago

VTOL/STOL section is missing the Grumman Nutcracker:

[1] http://forum.keypublishing.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=6...

[2] https://books.google.lk/books?id=GQEAAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA68&redir_...

wahsd• 11 years ago

It's amazing that with all that "experimental" stuff, the design of planes really has not changed much. I am sure there are certain things that were learned, but I also cannot get past the notion that there is a more appropriate method for initiating and supporting research.

I get that people's common refrain is "you never know what comes out of research", but I think that is also too easily used as an excuse to not apply some diligence and rigor. There are both real and virtual hangars chocked full of research that should never have been funded for a while host or reasons. I guarantee that a society that figures out how to more deliberately direct R&D funding will surpass the USA in technological advancement.

Does anyone know of any efforts to quantify the rate of return on R&D? I suspect that an honest calculation would invoke "abysmal" and "atrocious".

TylerE2• 11 years ago

Are you kidding? Just because they don't look much different at a glance doesn't mean there haven't been huge gains.

tfigment• 11 years ago

My favorite is the Flettner aeroplane since it uses the Magnus effect [1][2] as it generates lift without a wing. Screenshot linked in the original post [3].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnus_effect [2] https://youtu.be/2OSrvzNW9FE [3] https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-most-ridiculous-aircraft-des...

lifeisstillgood2• 11 years ago

http://youtu.be/Ra8y6gGotwY

For me this is the final proof we live in the Matrix and flight is achieved by an unholy ugly hack in a perl script. Jumbo Jets just don't look like they belong and that thing ... That whatever is just the machines taking the ps

kinofcain• 11 years ago

Not surprising to see Burt Rutan/Scaled Composites highly represented.

http://www.airspacemag.com/flight-today/design-by-rutan-1333...

cc438• 11 years ago

I know of one plane so crazy that it has to make this list even though it never left the drawing board, the Lippisch P.13A.

We all know the Nazis had crazy ideas, we know that had overambitious ideas, this is one of those crazy AND overambitious ideas that kinda, sorta made sense. It was a delta winged, pyramid shaped, supersonic interceptor powered by a coal-fueled ramjet: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lippisch_P.13a

It was basically an amalgamation of half-baked construction and propulsion ideas but the aerodynamic principles were fundamentally sound and incredibly advanced for their time. The aero research and data from this program was used with great effect by the US and USSR. It was basically the common ancestor from which all future delta-wing designs evolved.

smegel• 11 years ago

...coal?

maemre• 11 years ago

Germans did not have much oil in WW2 [1], they even converted coal to synthetic fuels [2].

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_Campaign_of_World_War_II [2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synthetic_fuel

Tuna-Fish• 11 years ago

Coal has a reasonable enough energy density to be used as aircraft fuel. The reason it isn't, and liquid fuels are used instead, is that solid fuels require very laborous processing and complex systems to produce the kind of even continuous combustion that liquid fuels can do with just a pump.

In peacetime, with oil as cheap as it is on the world market, it would never make sense to produce a coal-powered aircraft. At war, with no oil imports coming in, and in desperate need of operable aircraft, the investment of processing coal into even granules to burn in a ramjet might.

halviti• 11 years ago

Looks like they had a working prototype. Pretty impressive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvtxjSrImHw

TheOtherHobbes• 11 years ago

I'll vote for the Lippisch Aerodyne. Picture here:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BN7-YDzh...

Arguably an update of the Stipa-Caproni from the 1930s:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stipa-Caproni

asanagi• 11 years ago

Well, that's one way to maximize thrust to mass ratio.

akamaka• 11 years ago

I would add the 1930s Gee Bee Racer. It won many races, but it was essentially like strapping the pilot onto a big engine, with barely any wings and tiny control surfaces, and it frequently crashed.

http://www.fiddlersgreen.net/aircraft/GeeBee-Racer/IMAGES/Ge...

Shivetya2• 11 years ago

I always was fascinated by the X-29 simply because it could not be flown without computers to make up to forty adjustments a second to keep it airborne. Hence the limitations imposed by the programming kept it from being as agile as many had hoped.

I have to wonder, if in drone form where crashing would not result in a pilot death could it live up to its supposed hype because its programming restrictions could be lifted to the point of it being always in near crash

darkhorn• 11 years ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flettner_airplane Airplane with no wings.

lifeisstillgood2• 11 years ago

Model version (only models it seems have flown) seen here - http://youtu.be/Ra8y6gGotwY.

ChuckMcM• 11 years ago

And here I thought it was going to be the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter :-)

digikata• 11 years ago

My favorite is the Vought V-173 (and XF5U). Also known as the flying pancake (or flying flapjack).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_XF5U

https://youtu.be/LfpTDOAfj7Y

Simple structurally, awkward looking on the ground, slow takeoff/landing speeds. Because of takeoff/landing dynamics I wonder if it would have been a safer platform for small civil aircraft. Though who knows how it would handle losing an engine.

glabifrons• 11 years ago

I'm surprised the Pond Racer [0] isn't in there. With its (relatively) huge engine nacelles way out front dragging the tiny cockpit way in the back, I swear it's got to be the inspiration for the "pod racers" in Star Wars.

I'm also surprised to see the Proteus and X29 in the list. The Proteus was quite a ground-breaker and doesn't look too strange if you've seen a few gliders. I remember seeing the X29 on the front cover of (I think) Popular Science back in the day, and thought it was a beautiful design. Highly efficient, highly maneuverable, and I think this was the one with a vertical canard (under the pilot, not visible in most pictures) that allowed it to corner flat (for improved visibility during dogfights).

I think the Edgley Optica looks like something from Lexx, the Bartini Beriev VVA-14 belongs in a video game and the Handley-Page Victor belongs in Agents of Shield!

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p7iNuTe3w0

aaron695• 11 years ago

I find it incredibly sad that anyone would think these planes are ridiculous. Very fkn cool would be my thoughts.

But I'll switch my brain to thinking people are just using this poorly worded question bagging out hackers as a springboard for cool things people have tried (And some of them successful)

Back on topic always remember flying cars have been around or almost 100 years, it's not a technical problem -

http://jeffwise.net/2010/07/28/flying-cars-a-very-old-dream/

tzs• 11 years ago

Cracked.com put together a pretty good list here: http://www.cracked.com/article_18839_7-planes-perfectly-desi...

dkraft• 11 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTF5hGFJ3p4

EVERY NOW AND then a new aircraft design comes along that just makes you shake your head, wondering where to start. The Oliver Hexplane is one of those designs.

http://www.wired.com/2012/01/hexplane-oliver-vtol/

dylanrw• 11 years ago

It's a veritable KSP gallery in there.

dangerboysteve• 11 years ago

OMG: 14) De Lackner HZ-1 Aerocycle flying platform, designed to carry one soldier to reconnaissance missions (1954).

So you are basically standing on top of a large blender.

What is the most ridiculous aircraft design?

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