"Website like Amazon"

https://www.elance.com/j/website-like-amazon/37294947/

by aqme28 • 13 years ago

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jessaustin• 13 years ago

Seems pretty ambitious!

niggler2• 13 years ago

Strictly speaking, "Amazon.com" wasn't specified. How about http://amazon.net/ -> http://novaone.net/

treycopeland• 13 years ago

This is a true statement. Invoice and billing system makes sense here.

grecy• 13 years ago

I think this highlights the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is.

Intuitively people understand things like cars and laptops are expensive, time consuming and difficult to build requiring complex tools and machinery.

This is not the case with software, where we see time and time again requests like "same as Facebook..." or "Same as Amazon". People have no idea of the time, money and expertise that has gone into making these sites function.

I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ?

danalmeida• 13 years ago

Design has always existed in this sort of gray area, especially with the introduction of Photoshop and desktop computers. Many people think graphic design is as simple as selecting a font and picking some colors to go with it.

I doubt software/web development will ever get past the same hurdle in the minds of the general public.

krapp4• 13 years ago

I think there's this conceit floating around, perhaps, that the web is supposed to be some kind of overunity money engine for which the laws of supply and demand need not apply. Photoshop, SaaS sites like Wix and Business Catalyst, and freelance sites like elance, play a bit part in fostering the idea that what we do (at any level) isn't necessarily work, and seem to cater at various degrees to the desire to outsource or eliminate developers altogether while still gaining all the fruits of the development.

After all, freelance sites like elance exist based on the premise that developers will claw over one another to underbid for a project, and they will. Just try to win a contract there charging more than twenty dollars an hour. It's absurd what rates people (on both sides of the table) will accept just to get any business done at all. It's terrible, and unjust, but on the other hand enough of us are willing to participate in a system stacked against our own interests that we prove its efficacy to business owners, because we need the work.

niggler2• 13 years ago

"the interesting lack of fundamental understanding by the general public about software and how complex and expensive it is."

The reason why many people have a good understanding of other complex stuff, like a car, is because they are able to tinker and service it. You can't tinker with the internals of Amazon.com. Without a frame of reference, there's no way to know how complex a system is.

autarch• 13 years ago

The amount of stuff you need to sit down at your computer and try to build a "site like Amazon" is pretty trivial. In fact, all you need is a computer and a net connection.

You'll discover quite quickly that you can't build Amazon by yourself, but there's little barrier to entry (there's a huge barrier to completion).

tieTYT• 13 years ago

I don't think that's the reason. I have no idea how to tinker with my car but when my mechanic says it'll take $500 to fix it often seems reasonable.

tatsuke95• 13 years ago

I've done my share of software developer hiring. And, I've had my share of sticker shock. What always makes it a little more palatable is seeing the number of (man)hours a project will take. People understand wages, and can also easily mentally compare them. When I see what you're making per hour, and it isn't gut-wrenching, it's easier to swallow.

Of course, you'll still have to deal with idiots who can't understand why it won't be done in an afternoon.

CodeCube• 13 years ago

Unfortunately, working lots of man hours for a smaller or set fee is still tantamount to underpaying. A project where you are overworked is not worth the hassle.

minimaxir• 13 years ago

Relevant quotes from clients who've commissioned web developers/designers (previously posted on Clients From Hell):

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“I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?”

"There’s one thing that our social media site will have that Facebook hasn’t even thought of… People can rate each other! Out of a possible five stars, depending on looks and talent… We’re gonna put that Mark Zapperburger out of business, I know it!"

philh• 13 years ago

> “I want to create a rival to Twitter. So I want it exactly the same except where it says What’s Happening? I want it to say How are you feeling?”

Well... if "exactly the same" includes stuff like "data is stored on Twitter's servers", you could probably write a greasemonkey script for this in about ten minutes.

ansgri• 13 years ago

OT, but I'm really curious what effect these two changes would have had on Twitter and Facebook!

yareally3• 13 years ago

Education can also be dangerous in the hands of a potential client. I've had to explain to clients why they were paying what they were paying for a website when one of the owners of the company pipped up saying "But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that, so why are you charging us so much?" In this situation, you really want to say "then go do it yourself if it's so easy", but that's not the best way to put it.

They know what HTML is, but then when you explain that while the output might be composed of HTML, it's dynamically rendered from the Server using a programming language along with data stored in the database and also on the frontend with JavaScript and CSS. At that point, you kind of lose them and they're not any better off than a client that didn't know HTML (other than they now think you're trying to BS them for more money).

I explained the above more eloquently than the short summary above and the other owners were less distrusting. However, what people are educated on can also easily backfire to be worse than if they stayed ignorant.

I've also had clients that were actual developers and way too busy to do all the work they had. Those sort of clients go pretty well and they know what they're paying for. Not saying that education won't help, but we should be cautious to how the average person is educated on the behind the scenes details of software development.

julian37• 13 years ago

But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that

It sounds like you might have the wrong kind of client. I can only recommend reading this great piece by fellow HNer patio11:

http://www.kalzumeus.com/2012/09/21/ramit-sethi-and-patrick-...

It's full of gems such as:

The general thing that people find both in pricing products and in pricing services is that at the low end of the scale you deal with people who perceive less value from you, less value from your offering, and have more and more unreasonable demands. Like if you’re writing iPhone apps, you’ll receive reviews like “This 99 cent flashlight app didn’t do my taxes, one star!”

maratd• 13 years ago

If they're intelligent enough to run a small business successfully, they're intelligent enough to understand that even if they're just having a leak in the plumbing fixed, anything they do themselves will be a joke compared to what a professional will take care of in a fraction of that time. Even if they've been to Home Depot and know what parts to buy.

> But it's just a bunch of HTML, I could do that, so why are you charging us so much?

This is just a bullshit ball-busting test they throw at every contractor they talk to, regardless of the industry or work. Trust me.

Answer: Well, I'd love to charge less, but then I get overwhelmed with work. The prices I charge are there to keep things reasonable. (look at watch) I have a meeting with another client in about 30 minutes. Are we proceeding with the project?

You charge what you charge not because it's HTML or complex server code or whatever. It's because there are people there who are willing to pay your price because they appreciate what you do. This is a meeting to determine if this person can appreciate what you do. So ask them. Don't waste time in techno babble.

slurgfest• 13 years ago

I think this highlights the black market.

travem• 13 years ago

Agreed, developing software is complex and expensive, I think sometimes we jump the gun in thinking we do actually have to expend that effort.

Not referring to this request specifically but sometimes people just need pointing to something like webstore.amazon.com. This may well be a sufficient MVP for a customer who needs an e-commerce presence.

yareally3• 13 years ago

Sometimes it is a lack of communication. A client has no better way to explain what they want than to point to another site they have seen recently and say I need that. They may not need all that, but they want some aspects of it and can't describe it in more technical terms because they lack the experience to do so.

At the same time, we're sometimes quick to take what they say literally and scoff at the rate they want. While some clients really do want what they're asking (and a smart developer will run away quickly in the opposite direction), there's some that are just lacking the knowhow to describe it better. It all depends on if one wants to deal with such clients.

eddieroger• 13 years ago

I think the thing with cars and laptops is that people understand that they don't know how to make them. Cars are big, and when I open the hood of an older car (before the nice, clean plastic emblazoned with the manufacturer's logo to keep me away from the engine), I knew I couldn't do what someone else had done. Likewise, laptops are small - I can't possible build that. But them someone looks at the output of Word or PowerPoint, and can't tell what makes a web page so different. They can make their screen look like a website, so how hard could it be?

thwarted• 13 years ago

>I wonder if we can change that lack of understand, or if the general public will always be at a loss to understand the complexities of software ?

Considering that one of the base tenets of software engineering is to create abstractions, those abstractions work against communicating complexity because they are meant to hide/control/abstract the complexity. It's easier to see and explore the complexity of a physical object.

In some sense, software is more like the useful abstraction of the model of the atom (with the electron levels, etc) which help explain the nature and interaction of it even if it's not physically like that. A car doesn't have abstract abstractions like that, what abstractions it has are easily exposed and physical entities.

balabaster• 13 years ago

... for $1,000 do you want it to scale as well or do you just want something faked that'll work for 1 concurrent user? Do you need full reporting and analytics? Load testing? Unit tests? etc.? Ridiculous.

CaveTech• 13 years ago

You almost make it sound as if it could be done if you didn't care about scalability and "nice to haves". Make me the site he described, and have it work for only 1 user, even half the time, and I'll give you $1000 gladly.

DoubleCluster2• 13 years ago

I could do that, please specify where you are going to click and what you'd expect to see. It will work every time but only for those exact steps! Scalability could be done but will cost you extra!

Dylan16807• 13 years ago

For a handful of users you can proxy basically the entire site and reduce your code to a userscript and maybe some database callbacks.

brianb722• 13 years ago

So the lack of consideration for the load testing was the part of that post that stood out to you?

GodsMoon2• 13 years ago

No, no, no, no and no. This guy wants "Amazon" not "load testing". Do you honestly think he knows that load testing is?

cocoflunchy• 13 years ago

Actually it's Amazon + Fiverr + Ebay + Craigslist + forums...

Doublon2• 13 years ago

Maybe AWS too

oftenwrong• 13 years ago

That'll be an extra $20

shadesandcolour• 13 years ago

And this is why I don't deal with business majors or anyone else at school who has the greatest idea for the so-called "next big thing", but has no idea how the technology would work.

eropple• 13 years ago

Obligatory:

http://whartoniteseekscodemonkey.tumblr.com/

iomike• 13 years ago

I'm expecting a deadline more comical than their request. For $1000, they may get one day from someone.

fizx• 13 years ago

I'll throw out another idea--maybe this is a honeypot for bots making automated responses to every proposal.

rodw• 13 years ago

Good point. It seems like there is a variation on Poe's Law here, but I can't quite put my finger on it.

It works as a honeypot either way.

On a more practical note, Derek Siver's advice at [1] to ask bidders to post a "magic phrase" of some sort has worked really well for me. I literally just select a couple of random words from /usr/share/dict/words and add something like:

  To prove that you have actually read this listing, please include the words 'FOOLHARDY PARADIGM' somewhere in your response. Any bid that does not include these words will be ignored.

prominently in the listing. You might be surprised how many responses that filters out. I was a little surprised at how legitimate some of the automated (or at least, thoughtless) responses seemed to be. I almost certainly would have wasted time on some of those without this little test. (I probably rejected some responses from real people too, but evidently people with insufficient attention to detail.)

[1] http://sivers.org/how2hire

waps• 13 years ago

This is a very popular tactic, easy to game. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't be much longer ...

https://www.elance.com/r/jobs/q-please%20include%20the%20wor...

DoubleCluster2• 13 years ago

Heh, that blog post is funny. After step 6 the difficult work is done. Writing code is really not hard if you can define your goals clearly. If you're able to complete the first steps take a week off to learn programming and then build the software yourself. Much cheaper and easier.

facorreia• 13 years ago

dear sir we have team ready to start working on your project we have many experience building website like amazon we deliver on time in your budget

Falling33• 13 years ago

What's truly scary about this is the fact that it's attracting serious bidders.

LiveTheDream• 13 years ago

These are not serious bidders. They are robo-applications or blindly copy/pasted applications by cut-rate shops that are mind-numbingly bad at development.

Falling33• 13 years ago

Like I said - truly scary.

ben1040• 13 years ago

Elance and sites like it are crazy uncharted territory for me.

Are there really folks who run bots to scrape Elance, put in a bid for the minimum budget price (someone did bid $750, according to the min/max spread on there), and hope they get picked?

What happens when they do get picked, and they just agreed to build Amazon for $750? At that point I guess $750 is just so low an amount that neither party really cares to fight over it when the "developer" can't deliver?

tapsboy• 13 years ago

May be someday in the future, when AI robots can program and programming (as we know it today) becomes a commodity, $1000 might be feasible

Doublon2• 13 years ago

"Desired Skills MySQL, ActionScript, CSS, PHP"

Niiiice

gokulk• 13 years ago

Maybe performance was not their goal. Just a website like Amazon built on ActionScript. Ah the plot thickens

GodsMoon2• 13 years ago

ActionScript? Me thinks he just picked words that sound fancy.

mkopinsky• 13 years ago

"In order to view our advanced, sophisticated website, please type in the following command to your computer:

$ sudo apt-get install flex-mysql-lib "

jere2• 13 years ago

I was sure this was a joke, but I didn't catch a punchline.

Why would you want to jam all of that functionality together anyway?

stan_rogers2• 13 years ago

So you can be richer than Jeff Beezo, Mark Zapperberg, Pierre Omigosh and Craig Newman combined, of course. It's a big-picture idea, real entrepreneurial stuff; you're probably too mundane to "get it", which is why you're only worth $750 to the project.

jere2• 13 years ago

>which is why you're only worth $750 to the project.

Pffttt... if only. I can only dream of being the lucky devil who wins that prize and ends up making that kind of cash.

kolinko• 13 years ago

Perhaps the joke is that people actually seriously replied to this? It highlights how many drones crawl around eLance-like sites and just reply to everything without much thoughts.

fosap• 13 years ago

There are services that sell copycat websites like Twitter, ebay, and social networks and I have even seen a youtube clone for about that price.

I have never seen them in productions besides the demos, but i guess this is what they are looking for.

dangerboysteve• 13 years ago

Honestly this story should not have been posted. Elance and other such sites are full of idiotic requests like this.

jacquesm2• 13 years ago

wget --recursive --no-clobber --page-requisites --html-extension --convert-links --domains amazon.com --no-parent http://www.amazon.com/

There you go. 30.23.35.463, or 1J5dzkNu3SqPUSjerA1JSjvBjXgKktcz5Z if you prefer btc.

Thank you very much for your contribution.

Now all you need is some cheap hosting and you too can have a website like Amazon.

fusiongyro• 13 years ago

These roll through Stack Overflow pretty frequently too. I saw these just the other day:

"I am planning to create a site almost similar to freelancer in Dot Net. I was hoping to use some kind of open source if available also I am open to you suggestion for the same...."

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14868403/looking-to-creat...

"I really don’t know enough about web technologies to know the trade offs involved in using one language over another and I’m looking for some guidance as to how to go about developing what I need. I will actually be outsourcing the work but I want to be sure that the developer will be using the best mode possible and I will probably dictate the language to use."

http://stackoverflow.com/questions/14863070/language-to-buil...

People are assholes.

farabove• 13 years ago

Meet this all the time And people saying we have this big idea, we can't say what is is because we are afraid that you will take it (its that good). But how much does it cost us for you to create it?

ErikAugust2• 13 years ago

Elance/oDesk gets ridiculous - but I've heard stories of the Digg prototype being the product of oDesk freelancers and a couple thousand dollars.

Never have found proof/merit to this but I still wonder... anyone know?

drewblaisdell2• 13 years ago

The Digg prototype was the product of a single freelancer and two hundred dollars.

ErikAugust2• 13 years ago

Damn... any links/references to share?

dbond• 13 years ago

If I remember an episode of diggnation correctly Rose paid $10 per hour, though this is probably wrong. 20 hours is doable for a prototype of the first version of digg.

richiepear• 13 years ago

Digg was built on Elance - http://www.centernetworks.com/future-of-web-apps-kevin-rose/

ericcholis• 13 years ago

ActionScript? That's the thing that really threw me....

stan_rogers2• 13 years ago

Get with the program -- it's all about distributed server-side Flash now.

mahmud• 13 years ago

Node.swf

henryw• 13 years ago

Actually, he wants more than Amazon for $750 to $1000

"I want all amazons catergories plus

#1. Freelance Jobs ( just like fiverr )

#2. Auctions ( ebay catergories )

#3. classifieds ( Craigslist catergories without Personals) need to be able to charge or make free for listings

#4. Forums "

mirkules• 13 years ago

I wonder how many orders of magnitude more money it would take to build something like that and how long would it take...

leeoniya• 13 years ago

i dont know actionscript :(

zipop• 13 years ago

"Budget: $750 - $1,000"

Too bad. I would have done it for $749.

noonespecial• 13 years ago

The really sad part? Even if you used lesser-god-like powers to actually deliver, they'd find a way not to pay you the $1000 anyway.

amorphid• 13 years ago

I'm a recruiter who charges by the hour. A new client asked to find a Senior Rails Developer. I called a friend who does Rails work and filled the job in 30 minutes. I sent the client an invoice for 0.50 hours. The client did not pay and I learned to fish for higher caliber clients.

logn• 13 years ago

Bids:

Avg $97,504 | High $500,000 | Low $750

timjahn2• 13 years ago

This is one of the main motivations behind my new startup matchist (http://matchist.com/talent). Working to help developers never have to see these kinds of requests again.

krapp4• 13 years ago

There needs to be a site like yours for those of us who aren't necessarily top-tier developers but who still don't want to get treated like dung-rollers, though.

timjahn2• 13 years ago

To us, top tier doesn't solely mean "best at technical skills". It's also composed of great communicator, professional presentation, people person, etc.

You need to be good at what you do but that's only part of what we consider a quality developer.

joezhou• 13 years ago

brb guise, making a flash-based amazon for $1k faster than amazon

itsprofitbaron• 13 years ago

You can actually do what he wants for $200 and all you have to do is purchase a couple of scripts and install them.

- eCommerce - Magento - Free[1]

- Auction Module For Magento - $149[2]

- Forum Module For Magento - $49[3]

- Classifieds - Free[4][5] - Install Wordpress (Integrate it with Magento (free plugin[4] and then add Classifieds plugin[5])

- Jobs (Fiverr) - Free/Paid

If you're feeling lazy, and want to maximise profit just stick a free job plugin on Wordpress[6] and integrate it with Magento[4].

Now go and offer to do it for $1000 and make $800!

[1] http://www.magentocommerce.com/

[2] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/auction-pro.h...

[3] http://www.magentocommerce.com/magento-connect/simple-forum....

[4] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/magento-wordpress-integr...

[5] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/another-wordpress-classi...

[6] http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/job-manager/

jacquesm2• 13 years ago

Your time is free? I have a few jobs for you!

twotwotwo• 13 years ago

zombo.com.

DigitalSea• 13 years ago

This guy isn't really asking for much is he? He not only wants someone to build a "better" clone of Amazon but also; auctions, classifieds, forums and a freelance jobs section on-top of what would be an extremely complicated project not-to-mention expensive. I bet the winner of this project will just skin a copy of Magento and install a couple of plugins in unison with a bot script that would scrape all of Amazon's categories and add them. Good luck to the guy, I hope his pockets are deep.

Wouldn't surprise me if the project ends in a skinned copy of Wordpress with WP-Ecommerce installed for the store functionality, haha.

alexrson• 13 years ago

I want a painting like the Mona Lisa.

"Website like Amazon"

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