Small Penis Rule

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_penis_rule

by chistev • 18 days ago

167 87 18 days ago

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z_open• 18 days ago

I can't imagine judges would normally except this especially since it seems to be a known way to skirt law.

steego• 18 days ago

If nobody brings forward a lawsuit in the first place, why would there be a judge?

nfw2• 18 days ago

It's not a legal defense strategy, it's a social engineering strategy

tarpitt• 18 days ago

I think the point is that you can apply it to any shameful-enough aspect of the libel/parody.

kelnos• 18 days ago

The judge doesn't accept it, and the Wikipedia page points out that this isn't a good legal strategy for that reason.

But it can be a good social-engineering strategy: the "rule" is based on the hope that the person on the other end of it won't bring legal action in the first place, for fear of socially confirming their association with a small-penis'd character.

brookst• 18 days ago

Sigh. Reductionist thinking again. Yes, of course, if you literally say “small penis” the plaintiff would rightfully cite this history.

But it’s not meant to be taken literally, like those are magic words. You say “he failed upwards, funded by family wealth and connections, despite everyone thinking he was an idiot who could barely string a sentence together”

The point is to emphasize, even exaggerate, low-status negative qualities.

genxy2• 18 days ago

It isn't the size of your tort, it is how you use it.

Also, are men this easily manipulated?

Yes.

zephen2• 18 days ago

Yes, I see you have produced a very small (re)tort, but arguably have used it well.

PaulHoule2• 18 days ago

Where's @Cindy when you need her?

pessimizer• 18 days ago

Were you trying to reply to https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=48797302? Because as it is it seems like you're being snarky with Wikipedia.

techscruggs• 18 days ago

This sounds like exactly the kind of thing that some with a small penis would say ...

to11mtm4• 18 days ago

The point is to emphasize, even exaggerate, low-status negative qualities.

Or, to cite other potentially preemptive design, add enough other absurdity where someone can just say something like "It is obvious nobody would think the real would %person% impregnated Satan".

varispeed• 18 days ago

Where are the pictures to see what exactly is the problem?

stephbook• 18 days ago

Right in the article. On Windows, use "Magnifying Lens"

sunaookami• 18 days ago

Try a mirror

thih9• 18 days ago

This time text is the better medium - it’s not easy to see the problem.

While I say “not easy”, others might say “hard”. Both are fine - for all we know the problem might be both hard and not easy to see.

conartist6• 18 days ago

I'm sure South Park had no idea about any of this

khurs• 18 days ago

It's pretty amazing that South Park hasn't been sued (or lost?)

I wonder if Peter Thiel took umbrage at how South Park portrayed him recently [0] and is lurking in the shadows planning Gawker v2 [1]

[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfSOC6-G044

[1]https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/06/21/peter-thi...

kps• 18 days ago

It's pretty amazing that South Park hasn't been sued (or lost?)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hustler_Magazine_v._Falwell

tl;dr:

Hustler Magazine, Inc. v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46 (1988), is a landmark decision by the Supreme Court of the United States in which the Court held that parodies of public figures, even those intending to cause emotional distress, are protected by the First and Fourteenth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

BuyMyBitcoins2• 18 days ago

I am in no way a public figure, and will likely never be one, but if the South Park writers decided to go after me my strategy would be to hunker down and just hope the episode isn’t good.

nhumrich• 18 days ago

South Park has been sued many times. A famous case vs Tom Cruise, in which their defense was that they make fun of everyone, so it's not libel.

Traubenfuchs• 17 days ago

They certainly went easy on his demonic looks.

red-iron-pine3• 17 days ago

It's pretty amazing that South Park hasn't been sued (or lost?)

they've been sued a bunch. But they make comedy central boatloads of money and have free speech protections on their side (for now...)

comrade12342• 18 days ago

If you accuse someone (not me) of having a small penis (I don't) they (not me) don't have to show that they (not me) have a large penis (like me). Just the accusation they made (to you, not me) is slander enough. But I'd gladly drop-trousers in a court.

arijun3• 18 days ago

I don't think it would be me accusing you of having a small penis (since of course you don't). It's me accusing someone named romcade4321 of being a generally shitty person, and also having a small penis. If you think romcade4321 is a reference to you, you would have to prove the similarity between them and you (maybe by dropping your trousers in court?)

baobabKoodaa• 18 days ago

This is not the point. The point is about deterring lawsuits. The point is not about defending lawsuits. This is very clearly explained in OP.

comrade12342• 18 days ago

Sounds very small-penis.

IshKebab• 17 days ago

It also makes zero sense. You don't have to admit that you have a small penis to take legal action against someone that writes an insulting version of you with a small penis. People are not identified by their penis size.

cwmoore4• 18 days ago

I don’t think you’d get to use the courts anymore.

jona-f• 17 days ago

Yes, only men with small penises are allowed to court.

fragmede• 18 days ago

Then again, money.

A jury in New Mexico awarded $412 million to a man who sued over what he said were unnecessary erectile dysfunction shots that decimated his penis

On the one hand, now you're famous for having a dick that doesn't work, on the other hand, $412 million.

https://amp.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/national/article296...

bellowsgulch• 18 days ago

$412 million in actualized damages?

That’s international dynastic money over a penis.

altmanaltman• 18 days ago

No they did not give him 412 million dollars. They appealed the judgement and will fight it out for years. The man is 72 years old. Of that 412, most of it is punitive damages which will be fought over. Interest would acrue and if the clinic loses, they could be on the hook to pay $500 million+ but that's really very unrealistic.

BuyMyBitcoins2• 18 days ago

You could write a Seinfeld episode around this.

The defendant fears that the news coverage of his case means that no woman would ever be interested in him again. Once the judgement and the payout is announced he finds himself being constantly approached by gorgeous women.

sebastianconcpt• 18 days ago

Another day in Everything is About Mate Suppression

rsstack4• 18 days ago

A Jewish comedian made a joke about how jews (only in the US*) were offended that Ferengi in Star Trek were based on them - "why would we assume these ugly greedy people are _us_?"

*Outside the US, it looks like the Ferengi are mocking American capitalist culture.

arijun3• 18 days ago

I think that is a bad example. I haven't heard of Jewish people being offended by Ferengi, but anti-Semitic depictions are very often exactly "ugly, greedy people" (just look at any Nazi propaganda). Once it becomes a common thread it works less as a defense.

I imagine "small hands" would similarly work poorly as a defense against a defamation suit from Trump: he doesn't have to claim he has small hands, only that he is often depicted as having them.

krapp2• 18 days ago

In the case of the Ferengi, "ugly greedy people with big noses," specifically greedy for an in-universe gold analogue, short, always cheating people; the analogues with common anti-semitic stereotypes are certainly there.

Then again Armin Shimmerman, who played Quark and is Jewish himself, has said that people in different countries see different stereotypes in the Ferengi - such as the Chinese or the Irish - so it probably depends on one's own own cultural indoctrination.

I think a better case could be made for the Klingons being racist caricatures, since in TOS their look was intentionally based on Asiatic and Mongol people in order to make them seem more frightening and villainous.

secondcoming• 18 days ago

Is it true that the Ferengi were based on Jews? I suspected so, but then I also considered they may have been influenced by the Chinese.

rsstack4• 18 days ago

Armin Shimerman addressed the issue when asked at a question-and-answer session at a Star Trek convention. He stated that:
In America, people ask "Do the Ferengi represent Jews?" In England, they ask "Do the Ferengi represent the Irish?" In Australia, they ask if the Ferengi represent the Chinese ... The Ferengi represent the outcast ... it's the person who lives among us that we don't fully understand.[30]

bitwize• 18 days ago

Given that DS9 showrunner and co-creator Michael Piller was in fact Jewish, I highly doubt that the Ferengi are some sort of stealth Nazi propaganda. They're either a mockery of the "happy merchant" stereotype beloved of anti-Semites, or (more likely) just a critique of greed and capitalism itself.

What's funny is that Leonard Nimoy (Jewish) based his portrayal of Spock on the idea that the Vulcans were the space Jews. This idea kind of comes to a head in the 2009 movie, in which a guy named after a Roman emperor destroys Vulcan, causing a Vulcan diaspora...

ryanmcbride• 18 days ago

No, it's cultural-other pareidolia

to11mtm4• 18 days ago

... Depends on where we are looking at in the real-world episode production timeframe.

TNG did still resort to 'caricatures as a default', If we are to be a tiny bit bold and look closer at DS9 and how, if you look at a lot of the other stuff outside 'Far Beyond The Stars'.

What you find is that DS9 is very much about people facing pressure from their culture or background and over time learning there's a better way to do things. So many major and minor characters change over the course and part of it is seeing how hard it is and what it takes for each of them to change. I do think they 'over-used' the Ferengi for this but I get they were trying to target a general level of audience.

IMO it really was a hopeful attempt to recognize cultural versus racial problems. You can't just do a single speech and never visit the hat planet again; you are next to one of the hat planets and instead get a deeper look into their world.

.....

DS9 did over-emphasize the Ferengi change arcs, and while the end fits with other 'themes' (i.e. Bell Riots) it like most other hat changes didn't have huge implications till after what we the viewer would see.

But also I kinda get that whole thing. At the end of the day the Ferengi (whether originally intended or not) became something meant to symbolize extreme laissez-faire capitalism with perhaps a pinch of twisted reversal of other cultures/religions[1] because yeah I'm gonna blame that bit on whoever was in charge or TNG at the time (Was it Rick Berman?)

[0] - To be clear I mean for the sake of this topic; those episodes themselves with the original ending to DS9 frankly capture a lot of the 'hope' that was trying to be conveyed in the face of all the strife...

[1] - The most easy way to lampshade 'required clothing' is to instead do 'required non-clothing'

cwmoore4• 18 days ago

Wish you’d been more specific, “a Jewish comedian” sounds like the setup for a joke.

rsstack4• 18 days ago

I tried to Google his joke, but couldn't find it quickly enough. It might have been part of a longer special.

netsharc• 18 days ago

When being defensive about the genocide, some people invoke against the protesters, e.g. "Where were you when the atrocities in Sudan were happening?", admitting that the genocide being committed is as bad as the Sudan conflict...

uddnbrbf• 17 days ago

No?

torginus2• 18 days ago

Sidestepping your original premise - how do the Ferengi even make sense in Star Trek? Its supposed to be a post-scarcity society, at least on an individual level - and an imperialist one on a civilization-scale, the latter being a step back even from how the modern world works.

rsstack4• 18 days ago

Not everything is post-scarcity, mostly food and clothes. Land, fuel, weapons, art, fame, and labor are still limited resources in the Star Trek world. Also, not everywhere is post-scarcity, as we see many "poor" or restricted societies. The post-scarcity bit is mostly about a social safety net for individuals in the Federation.

Thraway1982• 18 days ago

The Ferengi don't exist as part of the Federation. Their culture isn't built on egalitarianism, so not everyone gets access.

beAbU• 17 days ago

Ferengi is not part of the Federation AFAIK

red-iron-pine3• 17 days ago

genetic imperative for latinum

Thraway1982• 18 days ago

The Ferengis do have a lot of superficial similarities to Jewish caricatures.

sillyfluke• 17 days ago

I never knew about this complaint either, the connection never occured to me at the time as the capitalist cristicism seemed par for the course for a post-scarcity Federation. I don't understand this knee-jerk self -owning behavior. It's like that bizarre tweet by the Israeli government about the photo of an IDF soldier destroying a Christian ornament. The gov. official insisted that the physical features of the soldier contained so many antisemitic tropes that it had to be AI. Thus, the guy was inadvertantly described as the ugliest person on the planet in excruciating detail by his own government.

omoikane• 18 days ago

A related concept in Chinese is 對號入座:

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%B0%8D%E8%99%9F%E5%85%A5%E...

An example might be some person A saying "only an idiot with this set of very specific negative attributes would do this thing". And then person B came out in the public saying they had been slandered by person A, thus indirectly admitting to having those very specific negative attirbutes.

Basically if person A invokes something like the small penis rule, it's often better for person B to stay quiet to avoid 對號入座.

boho_derogatory• 18 days ago

That example doesn't express this at all. A better one would be saying "Jane and I partied all night," and Jane's murderer blurting out, "That's impossible!"

alexpotato• 18 days ago

I'm always fascinated by these tricks of game theory.

e.g. in business school, the dean of the undergraduate school had this story:

"When I was a practicing lawyer working on wills and estates, people would often ask me to cut someone completely out of their will.

I would always say that a better option was to write something like 'To my daughter Susan, I leave $1,000. She always said that she wanted to be financially independent from me so this is an amount to show her I lover her.'

Clients would always think this would send the wrong message and I would replay:

'No, no. If Susan fights the will and says she should have gotten more, the judge will say: but she clearly left you something and pointed out that she loved you AND took your wishes into account' "

I wish there was a book or collection of these types of tricks to study.

arijun3• 18 days ago

Wait I thought standard practice was to leave $1 to show that they were considered and purposefully removed from the will? Does that fail in court?

teddyh• 18 days ago

“To my loyal butler ‘You There’, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in 20 equal installments of 1/20th of a pittance each.”

keane2• 18 days ago

Kind of related is peppercorn leases: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppercorn_(law)

IncreasePosts2• 18 days ago

Multiple times in my life, a potential romantic interest asked how big it was, and I told them it was tiny. This led them to believe that it was large, because what guy who is tiny would say it was tiny?

Suffice to say they were a bit disappointed when expectations met reality

jfengel• 16 days ago

Nobody has ever asked me that. I'm having a hard time imagining how that conversation goes. Anybody interested in it would just find out.

I wonder if you were telegraphing it, which caused them to ask. I'm reasonably confident about mine, so perhaps that conveys sufficiently well that they're willing to risk finding out.

keane2• 18 days ago

There’s A Hacker's Mind: How the Powerful Bend Society's Rules, and How to Bend Them Back by Bruce Schneier

https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393866667

didntknowyou• 18 days ago

idk if that would work in real life. there are cases where one sibling gets less than another and judges still rule things have to be split equitably and children should be provided for.

Eddy_Viscosity2• 18 days ago

Depends how old they are. For young kids maybe, for adult children I think the will would speak for itself.

port11• 17 days ago

I guess it depends on the country and how much the will deviates from reasonable clauses?

I’m looking into making one now, and a notarised will has to have reasonable clauses straight away; an enclosed will that is open later can say whatever you want, but might be contested if it’s unreasonable.

giardini• 17 days ago

My estate lawyer told me that, to prevent challenges, he advised clients to add a clause directing that anyone contesting the will would be excluded completely from the estate.

spython• 17 days ago

Would that be enforceable? Can people be excluded from the right to a legal dispute? It seems that otherwise any contract would include a clause that it can not be contested - which it sometimes does with mandatory mediation.

snapplebobapple• 17 days ago

Wouldnt it just be better to have a lefal system that enforced the contract without extra bs? Lawyers would be unhappy as their wages normalized but that would be a large benefit to society as well

jancsika• 18 days ago

I wonder if the Catch Me if You Can guy counts. He apparently lied about a lot of his adventures as a scam artist, making him more of a fabulist.

However, if anyone taken in by his stories were to complain publicly (say, a book publisher or something), they'd be admitting not only to being a rube, but a rube to a liar who had already claimed publicly to be a scam artist. Even worse, that scam would be real and count as a success, restoring the scam artist's tarnished reputation from fabulist back to bona fide scam artist.

torginus2• 18 days ago

For a fictional portrait to be actionable, it must be so accurate that a reader of the book would have no problem linking the two

Sorry this argument makes no sense. If I (or any average reader) read a passage dissing a public figure (not me), which describes them with a small penis, I wouldn't consider the description as not fitting - I have no way of telling how big their penis is.

If the public person in question came forward, and read the passage, he could successfully argue, that readers of the book would have no information about the size of his package, and thus that would be irrelevant to the argument. So him suing the author based on this would not mean he admits his dong is small.

chistev• 17 days ago

Maybe it doesn't have to be a literal small penis? Maybe it could be describing the person in such a way that it's clear they are the one being described, but then including something about the character that they wouldn't want to risk people thinking is true.

tangenter• 18 days ago

After Rick Beato recently twisted the blade hard on how musically inept the NYT music review panel is, this level of legal ignorance pales in comparison.

Small Penis Rule

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