Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

My lovely horse (My lovely horse) Running through the field (Running through the field) Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind? (All Summer)

I want to shower you with sugar lumps And ride you over fences Polish your hooves every single day And bring you to the horse dentist

(My lovely, lovely, lovely horse)

My lovely horse, (My lovely horse) You're a pony no more (You're a pony no more) Running around with a man on your back Like a train in the night... like a train in the night (I Love You Anyway) My lovely, lovely, lovely horse

Padriac2• 1 year ago

I never get sick of this https://youtu.be/jzYzVMcgWhg?si=95fQL3PMCFt2ZtN-

kefabean• 1 year ago

One of my favourites https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4fBbhyzE9A

butz• 1 year ago

We have to lose that sax solo!

Animats• 1 year ago

Next, the paper towel and toilet paper meters.

nabla9• 1 year ago

Talk about Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.

Just a week ago I became aware of Father Ted and watched only the show with the tape dispenser because it was recommended to me by Youtube. This article is year old, and shows up now in my feed.

stavros3• 1 year ago

Yesterday I found out about the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon and now I see it mentioned! Must be the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon phenomenon.

gizajob• 1 year ago

I’ve never heard of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon so I’m now wondering what the week ahead holds for me and the gang.

dymk• 1 year ago

That's actually now the Baader-Metahof phenomenon

FionnMc• 1 year ago

I genuinely never thought I'd see Father Ted, let alone the lourdes tape dispenser on the front page of HN. What a great day.

mywacaday• 1 year ago

Sitting have a lazy late breakfast, sun is shining and this comes up, great start to the day. Showed my wife and she had the great idea that we should watch Fr. Ted from the start again. Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s, Thursday night was the big night out for students and as new episodes of Fr Ted would air at 9pm our night out would start in a jammed pub with everyone watching it on a big screen. On a side note, not sure if this would be a sacrilegious or an ecumenical matter but having voice options for Ted, Dougal, Fr Jack, Mrs Doyle, Bishop Brennan, Fr Noel Furlong, Fr Stone, Fr Fintan Stack, Tom, Henry Sellers. That's just off the top of my head, there are many more.It was such magnificent writing and acting that characters that only appeared in one episode would still be mentioned as a joke or reference among my generation. Fond fond memories.

esperent• 1 year ago

Fr. Ted first came out when I was in college in the 90s

I was a teenager, and some of the episodes were filmed at my school. The lovely horse video is the field behind my school where we used to sneak out during break. They even stopped class one day to film a scene at the front of the school - they used the school building as the outside of the craggy island sports center.

sandworm101• 1 year ago

I don't believe it.

tempodox3• 1 year ago

I didn't know sticky tape usage is a blessable act. TIL!

ekaryotic2• 1 year ago

it's not, the dispenser is a jab at the kind of trinket stalls that form around holy sites. what i don't understand is how the dispenser compensates for the changing radius of the tape roll in order to measure accurately. i suspect that it doesn't.

arp242• 1 year ago

Divine intervention, presumably. They don't bless those tape dispensers for nothing.

samwillis• 1 year ago

Two ways to make it:

- know the total length of the tape, and when it's changed, and therefore predict the current radius of the roll

- a small sprung variable resistor pressing against the under side of the role

But that could be over-engineering something that almost more perfect if it's a little imperfect.

stephencoyle3• 1 year ago

You're right that it doesn't consider changing diameter, though I did contemplate some approaches for doing that. But, since it only needs whole-inch resolution, using the diameter of a half-full roll of tape gets close enough for novelty purposes.

timwis• 1 year ago

Haven’t heard of Fathers Ted, and I assumed by the title that this was an article about passphrases

pansa2• 1 year ago

Yes, a Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser is an alternative to a Correct Horse Battery Staple

bryanrasmussen• 1 year ago

surely there is no alternative to my lovely correct horse battery staple?!

card_zero• 1 year ago

Now that he's got the manufacturing costs down this is edging toward being the surprise breakthrough device of the 2020s. Just needs marketing, I hear that Jonathan Ive fellow is in need of something meaningful to do these days.

bookofjoe• 1 year ago

Hmmm... what if this IS the AI device he and Altman are talking about but it leaked a year early? Asking for a friend.

stavros3• 1 year ago

I don't know if this is an HN thing (as in, the software disallows it), but that title needs some punctuation. My first thought was "Who's Ted Kilnettle and what's Shrine Tape"?

jerrysievert• 1 year ago

at most it could use a "the" in front of the title:

The Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

which is a reference to a show name Father Ted, in which a Kilnettle Shrine tape dispenser was sold as a souvenir at the Kilnettle Shrine, and brought on a plane by Father Ted in the show Father Ted.

stavros3• 1 year ago

Father Ted "Kilnettle Shrine" Tape Dispenser.

dottjt• 1 year ago

Literally been watching through this series over the past week. Interesting to see it here.

anonzzzies2• 1 year ago

Father, what's it all about?

austinallegro2• 1 year ago

That money was just resting in my account. Ask Pat Mustard.

theoreticalmal• 1 year ago

Feck off!

Malic2• 1 year ago

Dur-INK!

mikrl• 1 year ago

Sacrifice??

ARSE!

ndsipa_pomu• 1 year ago

Careful now!

puddingpop• 1 year ago

Down with this sort of thing!

Malic2• 1 year ago

Now I want a rubber frog that croaks, “The Golden Age of Ballooning” (Monty Python reference)

lproven2• 1 year ago

I can do you a 9front release but that's my final offer.

https://9front.org/releases/2022/10/31/0/

vgeek• 1 year ago

This seems to be an ecumenical matter.

scottlamb• 1 year ago

Neat project!

Instead of a rotary encoder to measure the tape rotation, it now uses an IR led and sensor.

I don't get it; how does this work? Are there openings at certain positions in the reel that it detects the light through? Why is this better than the rotary encoder design?

stephencoyle3• 1 year ago

Thanks!

Are there openings at certain positions in the reel

Yes, that's exactly it! The spool has holes, and there's an IR emitter/detector on either side. You can view the STLs on the GitHub repo or Printables and see for yourself.

It's better than the rotary encoder [for this project specifically] because it's cheaper and doesn't require the sensor to be a load-bearing part.

vmilner2• 1 year ago

Did Father Ted have much impact in the US? - it always seems v British/Irish in its humour (but that’s true of Monty Python of course and that obviously made it over there)

dylan604• 1 year ago

BBC America is a thing since 1998

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_America

vmilner2• 1 year ago

I forget that shows from non-BBC channels in the Uk can get shown on BBC America.

kadoban• 1 year ago

It didn't have the cultural impact of many other shows, though certainly some people know of and have seen it. It's less well known/referenced than even Red Dwarf and other fairly niche shows in my experience.

Padriac2• 1 year ago

We loved it in Australia.

userbinator• 1 year ago

The logic runs on an ESP8266 microcontroller instead of a Raspberry Pi Zero, all of which means the electronics inside can be purchased for less than €10.

This looks like the type of application which, if mass-produced, would have the electronics done on a $0.10 mask-programmed COB.

8bitchemistry• 1 year ago

Is there a metric version?

theamk• 1 year ago

One of the hardest things in Arduino-based designs is power savings, and this one is not an exception.

This design has no power saving, which means it will only last few hours tops on the batteries. This could be improved, but the current design (ESP8266 + analog IR sensor) does not really work with low power.

A good start would be to put a 2nd low-power micro on IR encoder that'd (1) count pulses (2) wake up ESP8266. This will allow one to keep complex stuff (audio out) using Arduino libraries, while small piece of hand-written code will take care low power stuff.

A more advanced design would be to get rid of ESP8266 and switch to low power MCU. If you keep audio uncompressed, a small MCU (STM8 or AVR8) is perfectly capable of playing some speech... and it will only take microamps in sleep/sense mode. You likely won't be able to use as many pre-made libraries however, so this is substantially more development time.

dTal• 1 year ago

I think you can do even better and make one that draws no power when not in use - since the activation is a physical movement, you could design it in such a way that it closes a physical switch.

10yearsalurker• 1 year ago

Shoddy shoddy shoddy

Father Ted Kilnettle Shrine Tape Dispenser

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