We’d been building what we liked to call a “procrastination engine,” named Sloth Surf. The app worked like this: A user who had the urge to procrastinate on the internet could come to the site, input their procrastination preferences, and let an AI agent do it for them. Want to waste half an hour on social media? Read sports message boards for the afternoon? Let Sloth Surf take care of the scrolling for you, our pitch went, and then it can email you a summary—all while you get back to work (or don’t, we’re not your boss).
This guy's living a delusional, fantasy business boy lifestyle where he has hardworking fictional employees working tirelessly on his poop-on-a-stick idea, while literally calling him in his free time to tell him it's a great idea and a valid thing to put his time into. What are YOU doing?
Shitty software killed netbooks. That Intel Atom was more than enough to accomplish the moon landing, or produce an indie game like cave story, or run a recording studio to make music. But people didn't want to do those things, they wanted to play Roblox and watch YouTube.
Netbooks are work machines, and as usual, people don't wanna work.
The robot is copying how humans have previously responded to queries similar to yours, and semantically rephrasing to align with OpenAI/Microsoft's desired brand image.
Windows 7 solved this problem, in 2009. I think we should just start over and do it like that... Or I guess we could embrace the sunk cost, in which case I'm certain people will still be malding about this in 2050, with blurry YouTube videos and screenshots that fuck up the frequency domain, breaking things like subpixel rendering. Actually, let's just deprecate subpixel rendering altogether to justify the path we've decided to make our whole personality. Oh and I forgot, can't have your favorite bitmap fonts anymore either, those are old!