A guide on how to be a Programmer (2002)

https://github.com/braydie/HowToBeAProgrammer

by gnocchi • 10 years ago

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srcreigh2• 10 years ago

There's some heavy stuff in here.

Go home if you have a contagious disease. You should go home if you are thinking suicidal thoughts. You should take a break or go home if you think homicidal thoughts for more than a few seconds. You should send someone home if they show serious mental malfunctioning or signs of mental illness beyond mild depression. If you are tempted to be dishonest or deceptive in a way that you normally are not due to fatigue, you should take a break. Don't use cocaine or amphetamines to combat fatigue. Don't abuse caffeine.

https://github.com/braydie/HowToBeAProgrammer/blob/master/en...

diskcat2• 10 years ago

What about modafinil?

Phemist2• 10 years ago

I would say it falls into the "Don't abuse it" category

mikekchar• 10 years ago

I haven't read the article yet (I intend to do so when I get some free time). But the best advice I can give you for maximising your productivity as a programmer is to sleep when you are tired. Try not to make an exception of it.

Some people are not very good at organizing their free time so that they get enough sleep the night before. This will hurt your career as a programmer. If you want to improve your performance, drugs will be nowhere near as effective as sleep.

If you have a social or medical situation that making it so that you can't sleep, do whatever you can to fix that problem. I advise you to try to make it your top priority. Get professional help if you need it.

If you are in a situation where you can't sleep because your work/commute time is eating into your sleep time, quit. You are damaging your health and also your ability to grow as a programmer. It is not worth it in any way.

Nothing else I have done has been so important to my life and career as the above.

ak39• 10 years ago

Just my 2c anecdote:

I started using 100mg/day modafinil for the first time about a month ago (week days only). I felt no clear discernible cognitive enhancement that is often said about modafinil use. What I did however notice is that it does a good job keeping me awake to handle one more day in a sleep-deprived state ... only to crash with a god awful hangover a day later. (Severe headaches, dizziness and loss of physical strength). Modafinil masks your exhaustion artificially.

I'm down now to 50 mg (broken pill) for days I feel I need "a starter". This seems to be an optimal dose for me right now but I am certain I won't be using it long term or in larger doses.

smikhanov• 10 years ago

That's my favourite part of the entire article as well -- the author clearly knows what he's talking about.

It's actually surprising how many people do the opposite to this advice. Often it starts with nootropics and then continues into more dangerous territory.

It seems to me that people within companies that encourage competitiveness between employees are more prone to that. I.e. if your company only gives bonus to the top 10% of employees when ranked by productivity ("productivity" being defined in any way), that's a bad sign.

Arcanum-XIII• 10 years ago

If you have such problem : don't go home, search for someone to talk to. It's not only for you, it's for your entourage too.

derefr• 10 years ago

Nootropics—it's part of the meaning of the name—are supposed to be used when you're already perfectly healthy, to optimize further. If you're using them to compensate for a problem, you're using them as medicine, and that's outside their "tested configuration." You should see a doctor if you need medicine.

andy9775• 10 years ago

Seems like tech is turning into investment banking

voltagex_• 10 years ago

It seems like the similar factor is the allure of money (for very high performers) in both professions.

evolvedlight• 10 years ago

For the managerial myth of "It is possible to estimate software development reliably. (It is not even theoretically possible.)", can anyone provide good resources/references?

ArkyBeagle• 10 years ago

I'm pretty sure the canonical source is "Mythical Man Month" by Fred Brooks.

awwducks2• 10 years ago

After reading the first few bits in the "beginner" section, this reminds me of my experience with "Lessons in the Fundamentals of Go" by Kageyama Toshiro 7p [0] (Go the game). It's a terrific book where he stresses the fundamentals even if you feel like you're above it. I read the book cover-to-cover many times at different stages of my life as a go player, each time learning something new.

The book starts on ladders, a pretty basic concept that I teach to beginners within 15 minutes or so of learning the rules. [1]

  Still on ladders?  Ridiculous!  Even looking at this page is beneath me.

  Yes, but even if you feel you are being cheated, read on a little further.
  Don't forget the fundamentals.  Our study begins with ladders.

[0]: http://www.gobooks.info/g28.html

[1] http://senseis.xmp.net/?Ladders

srcreigh2• 10 years ago

What's "don'"?

awwducks2• 10 years ago

There's a horizontal scroll bar :)

I'm not sure how to format a block quote without it.

Edit: Well, just added newlines. Seems to look ok.

pavlov• 10 years ago

It's a long line of text. HN puts monospace text in a fixed-width container, so you need to scroll right inside the box to see the rest of it.

Zelmor• 10 years ago

What a good book that is! I am reading Kageyama for the third time now, always coming away just a bit stronger.

stackmojo• 10 years ago

Its too vague. too much wanting to convey in one article

louhike• 10 years ago

As there is a table of contents with separated sections, I'm not sure we can consider this as just an article. It looks more like a book/guide to me. I think you can read its different part over time and not in one shot.

elcapitan2• 10 years ago

Is there some way to generate an epub based on that repo?

oinkgrr• 10 years ago

If not, then there's a project to do.

bmaupin• 10 years ago

Got it: https://www.gitbook.com/download/epub/book/braydie/how-to-be...

PDF and mobi also available, as well as the Chinese version: https://www.gitbook.com/book/braydie/how-to-be-a-programmer/...

elcapitan2• 10 years ago

Great, thanks :)

kdamken• 10 years ago

Step 1. Learn how to code

Step 2. Get someone to pay you for it

On how to be a good programmer though, this seems like a solid guide. Looking forward to reading through more of it.

JadeNB• 10 years ago

I think that Step 2 can be replaced with the even simpler "Step 2. Code". Paid programmers are not the only programmers.

finalight• 10 years ago

this is why you should implement good test coverage in the beginning

Yhippa• 10 years ago

https://github.com/braydie/HowToBeAProgrammer/blob/master/en...

This one weird trick has helped me solve so many problems that I thought were impassable in my day-to-day development. Bonus points if you couple it with purposeless walking.

alkonaut2• 10 years ago

Walk to the coffee machine. Explain the problem to the coworker at the coffee machine (if no coworker is nearby, just explain to the coffee machine). While explaining the solution will magically materialize. This variation of the rubber duck method is so effective it's scary.

cdupiton• 10 years ago

I absolutely do this as well and I'm not ashamed to admit that I've been able to come up with some solutions by smoking a bit of weed and just thinking about work. It can really open your mind if you can think clearly enough.

pepijndevos• 10 years ago

I like that "Choosing Languages" is considered advanced.

9erdelta• 10 years ago

The thing on this guide that is big for me is "How to Learn Design Skills" but then the suggestions are underwhelming. If there was a list of "canonical" well designed projects to learn from, that would be helpful.

alkonaut2• 10 years ago

Since I have children, I try to spend evenings with them sometimes.

My emphasis.

Next in this series: "How to be a parent": step 1 be home for dinner -- You answer to your kids first and your boss second.

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