Buying Bitcoin isn’t so much a hedge against inflation as it is a bet that demand will continue to rise.
While I do agree with majority of your points, I think people are missing a crucial point why Bitcoin was made in the first place: the 2008 bank bailout. Buying Bitcoin isn't a bet that demand will rise, to BTC maximalists, it's a bet that a Central Bank will screw up. That spills over to mainstream hype, scams, and all the sleazy things people associate with Bitcoin.
It's not appreciated by majority of people right now. The USA, with the might of the dollar and the Feds, will keep seeing Bitcoin as a nuance, it's not surprising. The only places where a globally liquid asset like BTC is appreciated right now are countries with a weak central bank. Either the central bank is being cut off by trade sanctions and local businesses cant acquire USD so they go through BTC [0] or just the plain inability of a government to pay debt, and the currency devalues due to the mistakes of a few and ordinary people suffer [1] [2].
But right now with all the QE, that 2008 spirit lives on with that price ticker as Central Banks are bound to screw up somewhere in this economic uncharted territory.
[0] https://asiatimes.com/2020/10/iran-to-use-bitcoin-to-fund-im...
[1] https://www.bbc.com/news/business-47553048
[2] https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crypto-currencies-africa-...