Ask HN: Help me make HN work well on the iPhone

I feel bad that I still haven't produced a variant of HN that works well on an iPhone. A helpful user just sent me what he says is the minimum I'd have to do.

http://www.archub.org/wohl.txt

But I've learned that code people send by email generally doesn't work. ("It doesn't work." "Oops, I forgot, you also have to..." "It still doesn't work." etc.)

So I'd appreciate it if someone would produce a verbatim, tested snapshot of the HN frontpage that shows the minimum amount of stuff I'd have to change to make the site work decently on an iPhone. (I know I need bigger arrows; you can make those too if you want.)