Voice Actor Turns Instagram's Terms of Service into 51-Minute Sleep Aid

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7kxkgx/voice-actor-turns-instagrams-terms-of-service-into-51-minute-sleep-aid

by isaacfrond • 3 years ago

108 44 3 years ago

gtirloni• 3 years ago

This is the actual content: https://www.zzzuckerberg.com

I couldn't get it to sound, so upon finding the audio itself, https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/d3qeb6ml5btlxhr/ZZZUCKER... , I got

"Link temporarily disabled. This can happen when the link has been shared or downloaded too many times in a day. Check back later and we’ll open access to more people." Hopefully it's revived later!

kevincox2• 3 years ago

I found the Instagram one archived by Archive.org. I've taken a copy:

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmToxaef3ZibzWyqsiMgaEj529suhgv5g6SXuz6...

Original: https://web.archive.org/web/20230706124748im_/https://dl.dro...

The TikTok one doesn't appear to have been archived before the link was disabled.

Waterluvian• 3 years ago

I love the clouds and how it dims as you scroll.

I think it would be cool if the words faded away as you went past them. A sense of completion. Accomplishment. Ready for sleep.

sunbum• 3 years ago

And gone because they use dropbox as a CDN.

kevincox2• 3 years ago

Yup. It seems that the song was https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/d3qeb6ml5btlxhr/ZZZUCKER... and is returning 429 with a message saying that it has been disabled.

chirau• 3 years ago

I can't hear any sound when I click the links to the lullaby. Am i missing something?

ChatGTP• 3 years ago

https://web.archive.org/web/20230706124748im_/https://dl.dro...

bell-cot2• 3 years ago

Fond Fantasy: If $Company can't demonstrate that their average user has actually read (and passably understood) their ToS, then a basic requirement of Contract Law is clearly not being fulfilled...so their ToS is not legally binding on their users.

herval2• 3 years ago

this would open the possibility for anyone to invalidate any contract by claiming they didn't read or couldn't understand it

ImHereToVote• 3 years ago

How so. You only need to show what the average user does.

dleeftink2• 3 years ago

True, but there's an marked difference between signing a traditional contract and clicking a ToS button as far as your upfront involvement is concerned. At least in my experience, there is much more 'back-and-forth' between parties involved in the more traditional case.

There is no such friction when signing on using a ToS button, lowering the amount of time users spent with the contract they are about to sign (and by extension, I would say, their understanding of said agreement).

yjftsjthsd-h• 3 years ago

Perhaps we could simply start by excluding licenses that have obviously never been read, which is to say those that would take more than (say) an hour for a person to read let alone understand.

iambateman• 3 years ago

Totally on board with the fantasy. Isn't it odd that we hold people responsible for laws they don't understand and have never even heard of?

Maybe it's even more odd that the system sort of works at all.

rpaddock2• 3 years ago

Below is part of my license that I've been using in my products for years. Because no one has ever commented on it, I'm reasonably certain that no one has ever actually read it before clicking the 'Agree' box.

...

General:

This License is the complete statement of the agreement between the parties on the subject matter, and merges and supersedes all other or prior understandings (no mater how conveyed), purchase orders, agreements and arrangements. This License shall be governed by the laws of %%LOCATION%%. Exclusive jurisdiction and venue for all matters relating to this License shall be in courts and fora located in %%LOCATION%%, and you consent to such jurisdiction and venue. You agree to grant %%COMPANY%%, Inc. a non-transferable option to claim, for now and forever more, your immortal soul. Should %%COMPANY%%, Inc. wish to exercise this option, you agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim you may have on it, within five (5) working days of receiving written notification from %%COMPANY%%, Inc. or one of its duly authorised minions. There are no third party beneficiaries of any promises, obligations or representations made by %%COMPANY%%, Inc. herein. Really we just wanted to see if anyone read this stuff, you can keep your soul, for now. Any waiver by %%COMPANY%%, Inc. of any violation of this License by you shall not constitute or contribute to a waiver of any other or future violation by you of the same provision, or any other provision, of this License.

...

arun-mani-j• 3 years ago

Have you tried enforcing it to check validity? /s

kennethrc• 3 years ago

I'm reasonably certain that no one has ever actually read it before clicking the 'Agree' box.

... or maybe your product is just that awesome it's worth your Immortal Soul after all :)

foresto• 3 years ago

Are you by any chance behind GameStation's 2010 April Fool's Day prank?

https://www.npr.org/2019/03/08/701417140/when-not-reading-th...

damiante• 3 years ago

I have a similar desire for laws; they say "ignoratia juris non excusat", "ignorance of the law is no excuse", but that is only a fair rule if the law can reasonably be known. No-one could possibly know all of the law, so expecting everyone to know it is an unreasonable standard (unless we can make the law very brief).

bell-cot2• 3 years ago

Oh, yes, THIS.

If you've meaningfully interacted with lawyers, you're all too familiar with how quick they are to say "that is not my area of legal specialty, so I don't know" for anything outside of their own narrow niches.

The stench of hypocrisy, where lawyers can disclaim competence for ~99.9% of all legal questions, yet expect Chris C. Consumer to be competent to understand all the ToC's that they face in daily life...yeah. People who just plain hate lawyers seldom lack for moral justification.

hkhanna2• 3 years ago

I think a good middle ground solution would be to prohibit “severance” clauses as a matter of public policy in Terms of Service.

Severance clauses say that if any part of the terms are struck down for any reason, the rest of the agreement stays in effect.

By banning severance clauses, companies would be forced to provide reasonable terms. Because if they put anything unconscionable anywhere in the agreement, the entire agreement will be struck down on the grounds of unconscionability.

jimmygrapes• 3 years ago

Before severence clauses there were no severence clauses. Somewhere along the line severence clauses became necessary. It would be wise to thoroughly determine why that particular fence was erected before tearing it down -- which includes not just hand-waving it away as assuming it was erected in malice. Maybe it needs to be repaired or reinforced, or maybe gates need to be added to accommodate new usage. Maybe it indeed needs to be torn down.

jamesgreenleaf• 3 years ago

Snow Crash:

    Y.T.’s mom pulls up the new memo, checks the time, and starts reading it. The estimated reading time is 15.62 minutes. Later, when Marietta [her boss] does her end-of-day statistical roundup, sitting in her private office at 9:00 P.M., she will see the name of each employee and next to it, the amount of time spent reading this memo, and her reaction, based on the time spent, will go something like this:

    • Less than 10 min.: Time for an employee conference and possible attitude counseling.
    • 10-14 min.: Keep an eye on this employee; may be developing slipshod attitude.
    • 14-15.61 min.: Employee is an efficient worker, may sometimes miss important details.
    • Exactly 15.62 min.: Smartass. Needs attitude counseling.
    • 15.63-16 min.: Asswipe. Not to be trusted.
    • 16-18 min.: Employee is a methodical worker, may sometimes get hung up on minor details.
    • More than 18 min.: Check the security videotape, see just what this employee was up to (e.g., possible unauthorized restroom break).

    Y.T.’s mom decides to spend between fourteen and fifteen minutes reading the memo. It’s better for younger workers to spend too long, to show that they’re careful, not cocky. It’s better for older workers to go a little fast, to show good management potential. She’s pushing forty. She scans through the memo, hitting the Page Down button at reasonably regular intervals, occasionally paging back up to pretend to reread some earlier section. The computer is going to notice all this. It approves of rereading. It’s a small thing, but over a decade or so this stuff really shows up on your work-habits summary.

pixl97• 3 years ago

You say this is Snow Crash, but I thought this was just the latest release of Microsoft Productivity Score with integrated AI. Automatically schedules the Teams meeting with the boss and reviews the security logs these days.

barbariangrunge• 3 years ago

It doesn’t help that all contracts are written in a language that requires a four year degree and a legal team with research capability to understand

dpifke2• 3 years ago

Contract law over time has moved in the opposite direction, for better or for worse. Most contacts can be entered into merely by mutual assent[0]; the term of art for what you're describing is a "meeting of the minds"[1] and is a higher standard.

Essentially, the way to opt out of a ToS you haven't read or don't understand is not to use (accept) the company's services (offer). Consumers are assumed to know "there's no such thing as a free lunch," thus when a company offers a product there must be something expected in return for accepting that offer. The onus is on the consumer to evaluate whether accepting the company's offer is reasonable or fair. Requiring offerors to second-guess acceptors' evaluation processes seems like it would come with its own set of problems.

[0] https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/mutual_assent

[1] https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/meeting_of_the_minds

93po• 3 years ago

So is the argument better for software you actually pay money for versus free services?

Fricken• 3 years ago

On a road trip once I spent an hour reciting to my friend the 23 page TOS one must agree to to use Tim Hortons wifi.

matsemann• 3 years ago

The Norwegian Consumer Council did a stunt like this a few years ago, where they read terms of services for lots of products, spent over 37 hours reading. Invited politicians to read parts of it etc, and made it a whole event. In Norway we love "slow-tv", so it was in that spirit.

https://www.forbrukerradet.no/side/250000-words-of-app-terms...

Here they got a minister to run on a treadmill until they had read through the ToS of her fitness tracker app https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgAhTVVxIyE

bitsinthesky4• 3 years ago

This is beautiful. I could see a series of poetically spoken terms of service as a successful podcast. Are terms of service's copyrighted?

I'm also daydreaming how nice it would be if AI text2speech got to this quality ;)

bamboozled• 3 years ago

Incredible, such a dystopian vibe.

rpaddock2• 3 years ago

From the article: "Instagram, like many social networks, is designed to get you to consume as much content as possible in a single sitting. "

The recently permanently disabled my account for violating their ToS. I've not posted anything on Instagram for years and what I did post, years ago, was related to our documentary Pain Warriors. Nothing in their explanation makes any sense to be cause for the account to be terminated. Not going to be getting anything from anyone in any 'sitting', by doing such things.

Also I had SMS Two Factor Authentication turned on. I know SMS has issues, at the time I enabled it, it was the only option. To file an appeal I have to login. They never actually send the SMS to my phone, so it is impossible to login to file the appeal. Many other people are having the same issue from my searching.

omgmajk• 3 years ago

Damnit, there goes my youtube idea. Reading ToS on various sites in a whispering voice.

vogon_laureate• 3 years ago

This is great, but he sounds way too upbeat. Imagine this but with the guy who does the Coreteks YouTube channel.[1]

  [1]: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCX_t3BvnQtS5IHzto_y7tbw

Voice Actor Turns Instagram's Terms of Service into 51-Minute Sleep Aid

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