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Alphabet reported strong second quarter results, with revenue reaching 119.8 billion dollars, up 24 percent.

Article's answer to its own question:

It safely builds muscle and boosts cognition.

MPC for Multi-Party Computation, not for Model Predictive Control.

Everyone wants to announce as late as possible (i.e., last) to chart the highest. Google is in a position financially to take a hit for these last few months.

And he had even more regret when he thought that his (terminal) brain tumor was caused by all the psychedelics he had done (though doctors assured him that was unlikely in the extreme).

FinSlops.

LeCun's even newer paper takes a new approach to building JEPA, which he named Ada-JEPA: https://arxiv.org/html/2606.32026v1

A Byzantine lost city around the year 400 CE.

Just like they eventually added to WWII Jeeps, it needs a huge anti-decapitation pole on the front (maybe a really cool (and huge) hood ornament?).

Needs a 2024 in the title maybe.

Also, are there neal.* besides .fun and .computer?

I'll check all the other TLDs real quick...

tl;dr:

A new, stable computer uses sound waves to solve really hard puzzles.

Not the game 2048. But yes, the game Sodoku.

Still doesn't emulate dolphins.

Great! I'll use it.

In the "future."

Nimble? Lance? Also in the future. Maybe.

I'll use Parquet in the present.

I want it running JEPA. Preferably with Mamba-3.

Alexander Yapaev, alias Hastalamuerte, orchestrates a dark digital extortion empire.

Smells more like a secret agreement with the government.

They do buy a ton of Nvidia but they seem to want to make their own chips more and more.

A single 25mg dose reduced depression for three months.

I'm so offline I announce my offlineness to the internet.

Taking a look at your past comments, I agree with you about you curating "vacuous superiority."

That kind of self insight is valuable.

So maybe, ya know, stop pretending on the internet that you have things figured out?

I miss the old days of two weeks ago when you guys complained that Google Search was unusable for non-AI reasons.

Or talk to your Account Manager and tell them what capacity you need.

It's not rocket surgery.

Manhattanhenge is cool but people standing in the middle of street for it is pretty nuts.

K, I'll stop authorizing incoming OAuth 2 requests to Amazon AgentCore by validating JWTs before allowing access to agents and gateways.

Exquisite prose merely to call two billionaires insufferable.

> existential threat from other AI products that provide answers directly

For anything more recent than their knowledge cutoff those AI products are looking answers up on Google.

Older adults spend more time on screens than younger generations.

This article is deadbeef on arrival.

When you have 50 technicians going to 500 sites, that is not a Traveling Salesman Problem. It might seem like a Vehicle Routing Problem but it isn't that either.

Batch a cheap process at night that runs CP-SAT solution. If someone calls in sick, be prepared to run it again with more horsepower so you can update it.

"If X is good and it makes things bad, is X good?"