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Why is Pippi Longstocking's "soda pop tree" not on the list? It's dying and the whole of Sweden are freaking out. We're putting tax payer money on solving its disease. We're developing a vaccine to try and save it for gods sake. Yes, this is a very LOL type of situation to the rest of the world, I know that. But it's not a laughing matter in Sweden: https://www.slu.se/nyheter/2025/11/pippis-sockerdrickstrad-r...

You just issued a complaint and that's a fact. In the context of "complaints are bad, m'kay" how do you feel about this?

Vector space search engine, vector database and an anything key/value store. Powers efficient string processing, vector operations, and custom storage primitives designed for speed and simplicity. Can produce large language models out of strings and large anything models out of byte arrays.

Netscape's too big to fail, yo.

We're at peak ape technology but at this point in time for some reason we turn to a specific ape, not a smart one but an ape who feels he should rule the world, and is on the doorstep to world domination, one that feels entitled to this amount of power, and we ask him to do "the right thing"?

America, don't be the next force the rest of the world needs to fight. Wake the fuck up.

In Sweden it goes

1. eat rotten herring (which you'll not enjoy, because it's rotten fish, yo)

2. clean your palette with a disgusting shot of home made malört spirits (or aquavit, equally disgusting)

3. goto 1 until your drunk

4. get laid

Very, very, very few people ever reaches step 4.

From your linked piece:

"CrowdStrike has helped us develop a scalable solution that will help Microsoft’s Azure infrastructure accelerate a fix"

What if I told you that such Mag7 speak is not to be trusted, at all, even?

Your linked paper suffers from the same anthropomorphisation as does all papers who uses the word "hallucination".

Me:

Browser:

Server: WTAF are you trying to do, here, man?

Message: Hi everybody!

Out of spite and because I could, I deleted all the text in the noyaml site and then clicked "save". Sorry if you were too slow to read it. Might find it in the waybackmachine?

Sir, Facebook is over there [points west]. This is HN.

Well said about not realizing it's important therefore names get down prioritized. Here's a counter point. I'm a movie geek. Yet when I reach for a name of someone from the cast I almost always end up describing, y'know, that guy who played together with that other guy in that movie, y'know, the one with the weird story line? Him! Yes, him. Love him.

Don't torment the hobbits! Send the eagles right away!

Heightened levels of intelligence due to avocado should already be noticable. What's he built with LEGO, so far?

word2vec, invented by Google, killed Google?

I mean, it would serve as a terrific headline but I don't really buy it, do you?

I think it's more "Very poor search results, infested with ads, killed Google's dreams of becoming the next Microsoft and will now die a slow death and end up making millions instead of billions".

Dying might not be that bad, after all.

"The issue was resolved by shifting the affected code to different locations in the memory of the probe's computers."

Super human programmers doing super human things. Or, can we find a better link that describes what they did, so that those of us who are merely 10x rockstar programmer saviors don't have to realize we're really not as good as we think?

Clippy, definition: bot created by mega corp.

Clippy + high IQ: red flag, right here

Clippy + high IQ + intimate knowledge of you: do you seriously want that? Why?

> baseball

How large is one of those, even? I much prefer to work with perfectly spherical Olympic swimming pools.

I don't follow. Are you saying we should hold off laws that deem e.g. teflon toxic, until there's teflon everywhere?

The government: There's almost no teflon in the ground, so that's good.

The market: Hold my beer.

I thought he once said "anyone can become a chef" but after Googling I realize I might have a false memory. Was it another famous chef who said it? Sry.

I like AnotherGoodName's advise, a lot. But as you say, it will hit a nerve only with people who already have some confidence in their abilities so if they hit a wall, instead of giving up, they say to themselves that "oh, I guess I just need to learn even more things" and then do. A person with low confidence in their abilities will probably say "oh, I'm not smart enough".

When it comes to this and most other trades, I'm with Gordon Ramsey. Anyone can become a good programmer. "Smartness" and "intelligence", they are such ill-defined concepts. I'm not sure I believe they are real things.

Daniel from "mid-western Germany", very nice to have virtually met you. I'm "the guy from southern Sweden".

Pretty darn cool service, this. Thx so much to the creator for showing this to HN.

Never thought I'd do a Omegle-like encounter with anyone. But here I am having done it and feeling quite enriched by the experience :D

One house already on fire. That whole neighborhood seems pretty screwed.

I realized it months ago, years even and then I remembered an insight from decades ago.

Boeing bad, mkay. Always has been.

Definitely one of the greatest screenshots that I've ever seen.

You said that 2 minutes ago!

No it's from 9h ago.

> Only two registry settings

Could the bullet time I experienced when I installed Max Payne on Windows 2000 Server been even more bullet timlyer, simply through a reg tweak? Where was this information, three thousand years ago, when I needed it?

BTW, Windows 2000 Server, the most rock solidest OS I've ever used.

> fully uninstall Cortana

> disable the extra sneaky telemetry and privacy nightmares

Does that require a rinse and repeat at every monthly Windows Update?

I love this meme. It's one of my favorites. But Win10 was actually a turd and Win11 was a polished turd with a stinky one of an ad-on: more ads and more fingerprinting.

I xpect Win12 to be more turd and Win13 to be diarrhea.