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Almost all of those things have happened already except for the market crash

3MB of RAM but 120PB of storage. Sure you're paging a lot but

Imagine reading this headline in 1999 lol

Pretty sure it's going to be a tough couple of decades, not just years.

Someone hasn't heard of qui tam

This will probably catch on slower and be less viral, but it will pay off in the long-run once people 'turn against' tech founders as reality stars, which they eventually will.

The whole problem with opening Pandora's box is that you don't get to close it if you don't like what came out.

Why would things eventually get better? Especially on a time scale that matters to anyone who is currently alive?

Slavery?

GitHub star farming, I'm guessing?

Also, which way down is.

'Misusing freedom' is a funny concept.

There should be a word for paying investors with money from other investors

I don't think people would be mocking bombing victims

As long as our stock price continues to... Continues to rise... Which... Hmm... I'm just now reading our balance sheet. Is this number right? Great, thanks.

As I was saying, you're all fired.

Also the devices don't fucking work and all require their own dumb app most of the time.

Can you expand on what's new post 2010?

I certainly am

What do you think a transistor is

Plain text has been around for thousands of years, it just wasn't digital.

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You think Iran's takeaway from this will be that they don't need nukes?

the old hacker trick of using ssh

Just don't talk to them

Literally. The US is run by people who can't see past their fucking noses.

I have bad news, I don't think we're that great at the free market either.

Probably because almost everyone has done it and it's fun.

It's not often that you see a demo of an actual Azure vulnerability, as they get patched and are gone forever. However, because Microsoft was having trouble replicating this complicated bypass, and asked for a video, I come bearing receipts.

Absolutely savage lol

[If you didn't read the thing, it's one curl command.]

Idk the low road is generally the easier one.

Oybs

Lot of time left, by my count