Actually, I did take some content from wikipedia regarding HEX/RGBA/HSL/etc colors and stuff it all together into one big variable. Then, on each sub-page reload I generate random content via Markov chain function, which outputs semi-readable content that is unique on each reload.
Don't beat me, but still on rails 4.2 and happy... Gives me everything I need for no/low JS backend SaaS stuff I do for my self and B2B companies, running on low end VPSs...
I use 2 browsers, one with JS disabled and blocking everything (like 95% of the time), and second one for say "important" stuff like banking, youtube and facebook ;)
Simple - figure out who reputable field leaders are, subscribe to their email newsletters. No junk, minimal distraction, can lead to 1-1 relationship very quickly...
I use separate browser with JS disabled and it loads fast. No pithy quotes, no spinners, just fast content. Sure, some features break, but it is enough to get the content. Try it...