bad-engineers

Why did this even turn into a murder charge? This angle is not covered at all, is this insane media stirring?

Whatever is going on, Stripe's behavior looks erratic and unpredictable based on OP's post. I would sure as hell avoid them.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

You might like something I built if you want something really, really simple: https://src.xza.fr/python/blog_generator_py/

But note I didn't doc it as I just made it for personal use. But the way you run it is ./py/generate_blog.py, and you need to have Perl implementation of "markdown" installed (usually apt-get install markdown)

Easy to follow up until "two-level adaptive, global", then it became harder to read. But I'm still going. Note that there is a typo here: "P(A not taken) + P(B taken)". Suppose to be: "P(A not taken) * P(B taken)".

Hugo is nice. I only tested it briefly, the learning curve will be bigger than Wordpress. It generates static HTML in a uniquely "live" kind of way. You could then probably figure out a way to push it to a free service like Heroku, if you don't want to manage a server (incl. web server configs, patches, etc.).

Please rip on my blog post as much as possible

Surprised they paywalled this one. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot! 'Yourself' as both an industry and a specific business.