OP here - I'll provide some more context:
Why you built this? - I was very impressed with the AI butler Jarvis in the Iron Man movies but thought it was impossible to build it. ChatGPT suddenly makes it possible.
Did it work? - Perfectly? No. It's a Minimal Viable Product that's limited in functionality and scalability. Jarvis will help you while it can, but when it can't I'll step in and do it manually. It's sub-optimal, but the whole project is super early and I gotta do things that don't scale.
Your landing page looks crappy. - I spent most of my time working on the backend of this. I bought the domain name from GoDaddy and rolled with it for the page as well.
I hate it/It's terrible/I just want to troll. - Please enjoy. Happy April Fool's Day! But I'll still treat all your requests seriously.