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small, medium and large.

"Yes sir, your table is upstairs, just go up via the basement."

Well at least the peas weren't upside down...

https://preview.redd.it/the-peas-are-upside-down-v0-5pwo713b...

Of course it did.

Err, there were, prepare to feel old "Cookie consent pop-ups first started appearing following the adoption of the ePrivacy Directive in 2002" 25 years!

and Master Ken and co...

Cool, I thought this was a CPU custom designed for Doom, but I guess that's just a 486 :)

edit: I went to down a quick hole "The historical footnote is that a version of this genuinely happened. SNES Doom shipped with a Super FX 2 in the cartridge, a custom RISC chip with a pixel-plot instruction, because the console's own CPU had no chance. Jaguar and PlayStation ports both moved the rasteriser onto dedicated hardware. Doom's design was shaped by the absence of an FPU, and then hardware kept getting built to catch up with it."

The "pro's buy out a company that has a massive add-on install base with the most non-technical users.

I use LLM's everyday, I'm not sure why you took that take, but anyway.

They do, but the latency is terrible

I know a few companies that did this about 20 years back (cough Comodo). Charge customers for a free Nessus report that's been rebranded. Profit.

Why does this feel like an exec trying to justify token spend?

Less hyper-scaler, more hyper-inflation

I've had a mysterious Neptune cluster appear on my billing. Never used it, no API key access (or IAM instance profile access, OIDC etc), nothing in my console shows I've ever had one in any region. Raised a case with support, they ignored it.

Belt and braces please Claude, I'm British.

I'm aware of what docker is, I've been using it myself since it's inception and the tech I listed even before that. I'd recommend not assuming everything you have seen applies everywhere, to everyone else.

"Just 30% of developers say they use containers in any part of their workflow." https://www.docker.com/blog/2025-docker-state-of-app-dev/

So, yea. Large companies, yes, for sure. But that's not 100% - is it.

"Just 30% of developers say they use containers in any part of their workflow."

https://www.docker.com/blog/2025-docker-state-of-app-dev/

I welcome your apology.

Love it. Is another.

Agree, but I'd class Mullvad as the most serious VPN provider, personally.

Docker is old tech, yes, doesn't mean every dev in the world uses it. They don't. Jails/zones are even older (hell a chroot). Did developers all use those before due to them being 'old tech'. No.

That's patently not true, source, me, a DevOps manager who has had to roll out proper docker and security policy for devs for the past 10 years :)

I've got a 48GB M5 - What's the best I can run on that atm (with a bit of headroom).

SPoF :)

Sender Policy Framework

What's the opposite of pissing off your customers then? Not pissing off your customers.

Pretty simple, you're reading far too much into it, but thanks, it's a while since someone acknowledged my pithy status.

really, my I just don't have the time to keep up with this.

Worked on my torso

Build your own - https://nasa.github.io/openmct/ :)

You give apps explicit access to repos (or the full org). If you chose full org, what do you expect?

Possibly, it'd be interesting to see this against a human OSINT expert (they are pretty damn good). See where they fit on the "Rainbolt" scale.