New-Age Bullshit Generator

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

by gwendolynregina • 12 years ago

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atheriel• 12 years ago

This is totally brilliant -- nice find.

bkurtz13• 12 years ago

Is this using a Markov chain?

the_cat_kittles• 12 years ago

It's a PCA boosted hidden markov model using sparse regression trees to map into infinite gradient boosted dimensional kernel space, pruned with C5 LOESS zero one loss function and L2 regularization parameter implemented in SVM.

...someone should make a bullshit generator for ML models

theandrewbailey• 12 years ago

That's a good suggestion. I got about 15 words into that before my buzzword alarm activated, and thought I was being taken on another ride.

m3rc• 12 years ago

"You may not realize it, but we are all cosmic."

saraid216• 12 years ago

It's done in Javascript, but would still be nice to throw this on Github. :P

hiphopyo• 12 years ago

Reminds me of my writing before I discovered The Elements of Style by Strunk and White.

ldubinets• 12 years ago

This is amusing. Here's the original (at least, what I believe is the original) http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

lotsofmangos• 12 years ago

Reminds me of the twat-o-tron http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/the-twat-o...

ivan_ah• 12 years ago

Generally, I think of "software eating the world" as a bad thing, but in this case it's a good thing...

Take that Deepak! 100 lines of js and you've been automated away ;)

jgeorge• 12 years ago

I need one of these for conspiracy theories, to prove a point to a colleague that one of his OTT conspiracy theory friends is nothing but a bad AI construct...

New-Age Bullshit Generator

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