ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/wiki/ArnoldC

by raywritescode • 12 years ago

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Impossible• 12 years ago

I'm disappointed that "WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO" doesn't appear to be a key phrase.

TallGuyShort• 12 years ago

Should be the command for accepting a line of input from the user

malbs• 12 years ago

I would have thought that was to define a new sub-class

soperj• 12 years ago

My favorite was "I'M THE PARTY POOPER" from Kindergarten Cop.

WiseWeasel2• 12 years ago

Maybe the break in a switch statement... could merge with Impossible's request:

  WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO (foo){
      SEE YOU AT THE PARTY 'bar':
          //kill bad guys
          I AM THE PARTY POOPER;
  }

jessedhillon• 12 years ago

As ArnoldC doesn't use braces there needs to be a key phrase to end the switch. I recommend NO MORE COMPLAINING

And the default case could be nominated by GET IN AND START PADDLING

aaronbrethorst• 12 years ago

Feature request: Add exception handling with the one-liner "IT IS NOT A TUMOR"

mVChr• 12 years ago

And promises should be implemented using "I'LL BE BACK"

ZirconCode• 12 years ago

"I'LL BE BACK is the keyword for RETURN "

bhouston• 12 years ago

BTW one of the more popular renders in the film industry is called "Arnold" and it is named after Schwarzenegger. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_(software)

Examples of usage here: https://www.solidangle.com/

ctrager• 12 years ago

You all might enjoy "Terminally Blonde" at about the 6 minute mark: http://www.thirdcoastfestival.org/library/664-re-sound-27-th...

dasil003• 12 years ago

From now on I will interpret all-caps text as Austrian action-hero monotone rather than shouting.

outworlder• 12 years ago

Now, the world just needs an ArnoldC#, for interop with LOLCODE.net

LeoNatan253• 12 years ago

This is one of the funniest things I've seen this week!

LeoNatan253• 12 years ago

Well, I read some more. Safe to say, one of the funniest things in a very long time. As an Arnie fan, this is so much fun! Being on GitHub, can't wait to see what other funny ideas people bring into it. :D

saraid216• 12 years ago

The next step is obviously Samuel L. Jackson.

coreymgilmore• 12 years ago

This is hysterical. That being said, nice work!

eob• 12 years ago

Thanks to you I'll now not be able to help reading all CONSTANT_VARIABLES in Arnold's voice.

Zikes• 12 years ago

KILL ME I'M HERE - Break loop

YOU'RE ONE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER - User input

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT - Throw exception

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES - Handle exception

jbigelow76• 12 years ago

    >IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

I think that would do better as a switch or case handler semantic.

snorkel• 12 years ago

There's no exceptions because Arnold does not try/fail at anything.

bhauer• 12 years ago

C you at the party, Richter!

vezzy-fnord• 12 years ago

Thanks! Time to migrate our proprietary in-house database from LOLCODE to ArnoldC.

henryw• 12 years ago

Some silly suggestions for the future versions:

throwing an exception: YOU KILLED MY FATHER BIG MISTAKE

catching an exception: COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

finally: REMEMBER SULLY WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST

null value: @YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED or @HASTA LA VISTA BABY or @I LET HIM GO

positive infinity value: @YOURE FIRED

negative infinity value: @WHAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS THE ICE AGE

NaN value: @IM PREGNANT

rtkwe• 12 years ago

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY is already an operator in ArnoldC as the method terminator, best not to have it used twice.

xcolour• 12 years ago

For perfect accompaniment, listen to Austrian Death Machine [1].

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austrian_Death_Machine

LaSombra• 12 years ago

Thank you for showing me a great, funny band!

erbo• 12 years ago

I HAVE DETAILED FILES - Something related to file I/O maybe?

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE - Equivalent of Perl die()?

Other suggestions for future expansion:

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

TRUST ME (An assert()?)

I NEED A VACATION

gohwell• 12 years ago

EPIC! The author included a list of video clips for each line he used. https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC

temuze• 12 years ago

Here's a list of most of the phrases: https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC/blob/master/src/main/sca...

alariccole• 12 years ago

What won me over was the fact that the else statement is "BULLSHIT".

phowat• 12 years ago

Trying to resist the urge to write a 99 bottles of beer example with that.

NAFV_P• 12 years ago

NOTHING CLEAN RIGHT

WiseWeasel2• 12 years ago

This could be a solid foundation for TerminatorOS, the operating system for killer robots with speech synthesizers.

cesario• 12 years ago

Here's an ArnoldC->Ruby transpiler based entirely on regexps : https://github.com/franckverrot/arnoldc.rb

I urge the author of the language to create ArnoldCSpec, so that other implementations can be given the opportunity to challenge the main one. :-D

ArnoldC – A programming language based on Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liners

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