Stop calling the Super Productionizer a 'baby blender' – Frank Elavsky

https://www.frank.computer/blog/2025/06/baby-blender.html

by cratermoon • 1 month ago

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comrade1234• 1 month ago

AI wrote this I presume?

Anyway, I'm happy with my vitamix, baby-blending and all.

palmotea• 1 month ago

AI wrote this I presume?

I doubt it. The whole "The TL-DR" section seems to be written in AI-style to mock AI.

queenkjuul2• 1 month ago

Okay fine: what about this says AI writing to you? It doesn't to me.

paulryanrogers• 1 month ago

Pretty dark satire. I hope most folks already have a healthy skepticism of corpo speak. And if they don't I'm not sure they'd become more skeptical reading works like this, especially given how verbose and wordy it is. Perhaps it's just venting?

daft_pink• 1 month ago

I’m having a hard time following it

mcphage• 1 month ago

It’s not exactly a… subtle point, it’s making.

queenkjuul2• 1 month ago

Ask Claude like you normally do.

Or RTFA:

This blog post is a satirical, dystopian defense of a fictional technology: the Super Productionizer (SP™), which horrifically “subatomically-emulsifies” (i.e., destroys or kills) babies for the sake of increased workplace productivity.

danaris• 1 month ago

There's a summary at the bottom that spells it out extremely clearly.

Stop calling the Super Productionizer a 'baby blender' – Frank Elavsky

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