I Hate Open Source Software - Why Open Source Sucks

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by saurabh • 14 years ago

11 16 14 years ago

This is so wrong it isn't even false. Direct experience contradicts every single assertion GrumpyNerd makes.

smacktoward2• 14 years ago

Remember Ruby back in 2006? (Or just Rails if you’re a cool dork) oh you couldn’t turn a corner without some douche-canoe evangelizing the wonders of this horrible little fad framework and how it was going to revolutionize delivering software and services to the web and like the Segway Scooter of computer science… BAM in 2011 no one uses it.

Nobody was using Ruby in 2011? Really? Really?

It's not even worth going through and picking out all the mistakes, really. I feel bad about even having taken the time to pick out the one above. It's like beating up the fat kid on the playground.

dtwhitney• 14 years ago

Not sure if this is meant to be funny, but it is in any case

chmod775• 14 years ago

I realized it's satire after this paragraph: “Well Grumpy Nerd maybe you’re just not smart enough for Linux…”

SwearWord• 14 years ago

It's not satire

runjake• 14 years ago

Not everyone has the grace and skill of Maddox; this person, trying to emulate Maddox, being one of them.

fein• 14 years ago

This wouldn't be so hysterical if I didn't have a guy in my office that has made every single one of these arguments in the past.

and this gem:

>Flaviu Flav:

>Are you still wearing those clocks around your neck? Those were fly.

I love it when the lines between satire and reality blur into an indistinguishable smudge.

Codhisattva• 14 years ago

To expand on the 2nd type of open source software - corporations love FOSS because they get a huge amount of value at little cost. FOSS coders undervalue themselves and should get paid what they are worth.

Don't believe that? Ask Apache how many companies that rely on httpd for their entire revenue stream have contributed anything at all.

mpyne• 14 years ago

> FOSS coders undervalue themselves and should get paid what they are worth.

I do open-source coding with a completely non-related day job to keep proficient and because I like building software. What should I bill per hour? Who should I bill it to?

As far as I'm concerned I'm already making value from my code, I certainly don't need others swooping in to tell me what I should and shouldn't charge for it.

highace• 14 years ago

This is great.

"Open Source nerds don’t have the discipline to write documentation because it’s no fun. Writing new code is fun." - as I discovered when trying to learn how to use the last 2 open source frameworks I came across.

smacktoward2• 14 years ago

This would be a more compelling complaint if proprietary software generally came with detailed, clearly written documentation. Which most of the time it doesn't.

In the worst cases, the proprietary software vendor expects you to pay to get access to the kind of not-end-user-oriented-but-still-useful documentation (like an API reference) that open source projects publish for free.

In other words, it's not that open source software tends to be poorly documented, it's that software tends to be poorly documented. At least with open source software you can go and look and the source code to figure out the stuff the docs leave out.

ChuckMcM• 14 years ago

I'd settle for some documentation on libdrm and libkms

snogglethorpe• 14 years ago

My complaint with a lot of proprietary documentation is that although it exists, it's often almost information free...

E.g., for a function called "void ReverseDirection (x)", the doc says "Reverses the direction of X", without any mention of context, possible issues, subtleties, ... just a mechanical statement of the obvious.

joyinsky• 14 years ago

Is stupid not to use it given sometimes is high quality and it's free. There is nothing cheaper than FREE!

MetaCosm• 14 years ago

I can't wait for his Metro review. As that article was year+ old -- his Metro rage shall be epic.

GrumpyNerd• 14 years ago

Peasants,

Grumpy Nerd likes it when you link the indisputable brilliance of his blog from this shitpile of a website.

-Grumpy

I Hate Open Source Software - Why Open Source Sucks

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