How will this software get my users laid?

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by danw • 19 years ago

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dfranke2• 19 years ago

I'm trying to apply this to Reddit, but I'm drawing a blank.

sharpshoot• 19 years ago

mmm, great article submitted about manipulating women using psychological, emotional and cognitive means. Dude reads article - leaves computer, meets a girl. Dude gets laid.

alternatively: article submitted on how to scale dating sites. Dude has idea and builds new-fangled dating site. Many people get laid by dating site. Dude gets famous for getting other people laid. Many girls thank dude. Dude gets laid.

dfranke2• 19 years ago

news.yc is a little more straightforward: geek reads submitted articles. Geek learns about building startups. Geek applies to YC. Geek gets rich. Geek gets laid.

precipice• 19 years ago

A number of people have gotten married through Flickr...

http://www.flickr.mud.yahoo.com/photos/matt/1424625/

Alex3917• 19 years ago

I'd like to propose a theorem.

X = the number of possible actions a user can take on your site. Y = the number of actions that can potentially get them laid.

X / Y = the probability of success of your social software. Let's call it the jwz ratio.

danw• 19 years ago

Moo.com Mini Cards: Guy gives girl pretty moo card. Girl likes pretty moo card. Girl calls guy using number on back of moo card. Guy gets laid.

How will this software get my users laid?

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