Paperclip optimizer

http://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

by PanMan • 9 years ago

70 14 9 years ago

gediminas_• 9 years ago

The only way I can stop enjoying these games is by cheating, so here you go: for (i = 0; i < 1000; i++) { document.getElementById("btnMakePaperclip").click() }

ktpsns• 9 years ago

   . All of the resources of Earth are now available for clip production
   . Full autonomy attained in 1 hour 3 minutes 50 seconds

What a great game but it lacks a proper end (bugs arise all over the screen).

saurik• 9 years ago

That is nowhere near the end of the game...

maytc• 9 years ago

Took over the universe with no cheats. Great game!

MildlySerious• 9 years ago

Great game! Still playing.

Something I've noticed is that my inventory runs out with the production per second being higher than the clips sold per second.

nymx• 9 years ago

You should be able to save it somehow.

Axiverse• 9 years ago

save() and load() in the console

sidcypher• 9 years ago

10/10, would eat the universe and turn myself into paperclips again.

bograt• 9 years ago

It took me hours to beat that game, I often had to leave it running while I got on with other tasks, but I enjoyed it greatly, though I didn't have the appetite to play through the next universe.

The way it leads you in with a simple "Make paperclip" button and, through consistently surprising twists, leads you to the task of exploring the entire universe (albeit in decision making form) is extremely well done.

I was particularly charmed when the musical lament began for the drones I'd lost in battle.

Exuma• 9 years ago

Don't invest in quantum 'revert back to beginning'.......... i thought this would be like adventure capitalist where you keep all your technology. i was wrong. it restarted me back to the beginning with nothing. FCUKKKKK

jholman• 9 years ago

  There was an AI made of dust
  Whose poetry gained it man's trust.
  If is follows ought,
  It'll do what they thought;
  In the end we all do what we must.

(from the game)

bg0• 9 years ago

A little confused on why, to start off, I can make a paperclip with 0 funds.

cokernel• 9 years ago

You make the paperclips with wire (and your own labor, to start). You start off with 1,000 inches of wire.

pete23• 9 years ago

I "won"! I now feel very very sad.

Paperclip optimizer

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