ArnoldC – Arnold Schwarzenegger based programming language

by kksjallk • 10 years ago

23 10 10 years ago

squozzer• 10 years ago

I can think of some more --

NULL = NOW JUST PLAIN ZERO

Memory fault = THERE IS NO BATHROOM

runnr_az• 10 years ago

That's rad... love it when talented people spend their time doing silly things.

Roboprog2• 10 years ago

THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT, ALL OF IT!

Thank you, that was a bizarre bit of fun.

(maybe the above should throw an exception??? what to use for try/catch?)

Roboprog2• 10 years ago

I like how "Arnold" is in all caps, too.

solipsism• 10 years ago

try = IF IT BLEEDS catch = WE CAN KILL IT

AdamSC1• 10 years ago

Return should be "Get to the Chopper"

and "I'll be back" should be a while loop - other than that I love this.

JoeDaDude• 10 years ago

Cool! But let's get classy too:

gremlinsinc• 10 years ago

Needs a Who is your daddy? and What does he Do... maybe in a switch statement? or if/then? use case like in rails.

Slump• 10 years ago

The fizz buzz implementation in the wiki had me in tears. https://gist.github.com/georg/9224355

alnitak• 10 years ago

Someone should make a text to speech version of this that spits out the original voice

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