Tell HN: As CEO do you give Christmas bonuses? If yes, here's rule #1

If you are a CEO who gives Christmas bonuses then you need to follow this simple rule:

The first recipient of any Christmas bonus must be your wife/husband. You must give them a present or department store gift voucher equal to the value of the best Christmas bonus you give your employees. If you can't afford to give a Christmas bonus to your wife/husband, then you can't afford to give one to any of the employees either. The Christmas bonus present to your partner is separate and additional to any Christmas presents you would have got them anyway.

Of course the money comes from your salary.

Thus endeth the lesson.

You may thank me in the comments for improving your relationship immeasurably.