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But seriously... selling "used" software?

Used. Software.

That's like selling used poems, or used voicemail greetings.

  Hey guys! This particular hard copy of Ezekiel 25:17 
  from the bible is almost new! It's only been seen by human 
  eyes three times! Verified as authentic via flatbed 
  scanner and then CRC32 checksumming it's OCR results! 
  Hardly any wear and tear! $150 and it's yours!

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. He is powerless and inconsequential, we swear.

Look at how incompetant he is. He couldn't possibly be a threat to us. We can rest assured that any information he may (or may not) be collecting (we can neither confirm nor deny) is assuredly badly disorganized, and certainly won't be misused.

Let's all simply ignore him and go about our lives as if he didn't exist.

I bet moonlighting at that job is actually a welcome change from the smell of the stables. Granted, being a jockey is probably lots of fun during those all-too-brief sprints around the track, but the rest of the time, I'd want to be as far away from horses as possible.