Stay in the valley to startup but stuck on h1b 17 years ago
There does not seem to be any straight forward way of doing this. This is because the U.S.A. immigration system is exceedingly unfriendly to immigrants.
I would suggest you look at other options. You can pay someone to marry you, that typically cost around 20-30k and there are services which takes care of it for you. While these are not legal, at least they can make sure you stay.