techbrovanguard

I concur.

shut up, clanker. nobody asked.

won’t somebody please think of the billion dollar company?

C is an abstraction of the machine, so thin it's nearly transparent.

Looks like someone fell for the C abstract machine trap yet again. No, C is isn’t an abstraction of the machine.

For every complex problem there is a solution that is clear, simple, and wrong.

This is not the gotcha you think it is. Nobody that has used C++ in a non-trivial setting would regurgitate that Stroustrup quote unironically. C++, much like Powershell, is a warcrime of a language.

I'll give it up to Powershell though, it actually had some good ideas... albeit with awful execution. Can't say the same about C++.

“Don’t ask questions, just consume Product and then get excited for next Product”.

By all means, write some Go instead—you might want to order a new `if err != nil` button to stave off the RSI. The rest of us are trying to make things better.

Touch some grass, friend.

You can’t pay me to use Matrix, it’s irredeemable trash.

"ai is inevitable, stop resisting" — claude marketing department. if it was so invertible, why are you funding these psyops?

Handy! I feel like this should be built into the terminal emulator though?

From my reading, almost all of it.

You cannot pay me to use a Samsung product. They’ve irreparably damaged my perception of South Korean technology. I implore anyone here to stay clear.

Does the law require them to kill civilians?

i asked claude

nobody cares about the output of your favorite industrial quantity slop generator. try using your brain next time.

microslop

translated: stop questioning why the economy depends on the Infant Crushing Machine continuing to Crush Infants

None of this is surprising, YC is as incestuous as the rest of the industry. Still, it’s worth calling out. This submission will likely be nuked, too.

If you do something stupid in a block marked "unsafe", it's probably on you, my guy.

Posting this from a green account is just pathetic, my guy. Go outside, touch some grass.

oh look, the average golang fan. here’s a challenge for you: explain _why_ the complexity is bad without:

- resorting to logical fallacies, or

- relying on your unstated assumption that all complexity is bad

You understand that key rotation can and should be automated, right?

the fat controller laughed, “you are wrong”.

* https://youtu.be/040ejWnFkj0

* https://youtu.be/2DOd4RLNeT4

this is almost certainly ai slop

what “work” are you doing, you parasitic hack?

i used protobuffers a lot at $previous_job and i agree with the entire article. i feel the author’s pain in my bones. protobuffers are so awful i can’t imagine google associating itself with such an amateur, ad hoc, ill-defined, user hostile, time wasting piece of shit.

the fact that protobuffers wasn’t immediately relegated to the dustbin shows just how low the bar is for serialization formats.

i tried to submit a patch to retroarch and it was one of the least pleasant experiences i've had in a while. makefile hell, layers and layers of incomprehensible macros, and spaghetti code everywhere. no thank you. i may be a masochist but i still respect my time.

chuckles

jesus christ, you’re not light yagami—please stay on /g/

i will never understand people that are puritains about swearing