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This is frankly a stupid analogy. To use your analogy, so because your bike can't ride over a mountain, the one time you decided to ride over a mountain in 23 years, you conclude your trusty bike of 23 years is not good?

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If my bash script is more than 10 lines, I switch to python and if that's more than 10 lines I switch to C! And if that's more than 10 lines I use assembly!

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This is so sad but so true!

I think this is the closest I've seen to a native bash implementation but the plugin is ... bending the meaning of native bash. Still very awesome

+1 on this. Would love to see this using bash built-ins if possible. /dev/tcp might be a start.