sleazybae

"I am clever because tulips and Holland lol. you certainly won't find ME getting taken by all those bitcoin hucksters, yuk yuk yuk"

still confused about why people use them in the first place.i see no benefits of having a linkedin account. i'm probably just confused about what they are and how they work.

well i saw the storm on twitter where the lady was all "i am old enough o be your damn mama and also i'm black and you should eat the avocado toast because carpe diem" or some shit and it got like 36K likes and 15K retweets. so i figured it was just more of that.

https://twitter.com/tangelaekhoff/status/864667137138360320?...

let's not find out. don't sleep in your car while drunk. there, problem solved! ;-D

can't arrest someone for being drunk and having their car keys in their pocket

yes you can, at least in Florida. i had to recently take a driving class to avoid points on my license, and one of the points the instructor really impressed on that class was that IF you're in the parking lot in your car, (asleep or awake, doesn't matter) AND a police officer stops you AND gives you a sobriety test AND your BAC is over the limit, you're getting cited for sure.

be responsible and get an uber or a lyft or a taxi or any of the other options available to you.

savagery detection unit is redlining

this post introduced me to the arrow function ((https://stackoverflow.com/questions/24900875)), which i'd previously not heard of. evidently it was introduced in ECMAscript 6 but for engines that use JavaScript and older browsers (amazingly, they still exist) it won't work

my notes from this article:

  * don't use linkedin
  * don't use hotmail
  * always use 2FA
  * use complicated and different passwords
  * security questions matter
  * avocado toast?
  * change passwords periodically

I read one of the first sentences of one of the paragraphs as "Kids’ videos are among the most wretched content in YouTube history," and went "well, yeah, Spiderman and Elsa and all that weird shit." Then I reread it properly and realized it said "watched content," and went, "yeah, that makes more sense, but it's definitely some of the worst stuff on the internet.