Nobody ever gets credit for fixing problems that never happened (2001) [pdf] 1 month ago
"My eldest brother prevents bugs from appearing before they ever arise, so his skills are only known to the dev team he's on.
"My second brother casually fixes bugs as soon as they appear, so his skills are known to the entire tech department.
"As for me, I rush around everyday putting out fires everywhere, so everyone in the company knows of me."