> It passes boredom
So does cutting your toenails
> It maintains friendships, > It resurrects old friendships, > It sparks new friendships
No, people do those things. It's a medium for that interactions, but hardly the only one.
> It’s extendable, > It’s integratable
Those are both pretty clever. The quality of work that utilises this capacity may vary, but that's not FB's fault.
> It’s a social news feed
Yep, quite cool for that
> It’s a world news feed
Only if you consider celebrity gossip to be world news
> It’s a chat platform
It's a horrible chat platform
> It’s a media sharing platform
Love that side of it
> It’s a company of talented hackers
Their mobile apps suggest otherwise, to be honest
> It’s a place where small business promote themselves
Pretty cool for that. Used wisely, it's a great return on investment, based on what I've seen people I know doing. My sister is a wedding photographer and she gets tons of jobs through it.
> It’s the only place that some businesses promote themselves (not even a website)
That's true, but I find that to be a pretty horrendous user experience. The Wall / Info / Page structure for company pages is just dire. Even web pros like me have trouble getting the info they want.
> It’s Google’s big problem to solve
I dunno. General Motors have stopped advertising with them, and I've heard a lot of people say the return on investment isn't great on FB ads compared to google ads.
> It has created a massive queryable, crowd-sourced, graph of people, places, and things of the world
That's very unattractive to me, I don't like the thought of the shared details of my life being someone else's commercial product.
> They’ve captured 1/7th of the world
If you think having lots of customers online is a mark of quality, I suggest you listen to Bruno Mars' "The Way You Are", the highest selling song on digital, ever. Popular means successful, it doesn't mean good.
> They asked for all of your info, and you gave it to them
How is that supposed to be attractive? And a lot of people actually give fake info, speaking as someone whose facebook profile is named after a tractor and shows up as the wrong gender.