nickwhite917

Knock knock. Who's there? (wait a few minutes) Java

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A DBA walks into a bar, goes up to two tables, and says: "can I join you?".

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Many great jokes here: http://www.hongkiat.com/blog/programming-jokes/

:)

I've also heard this one said: "there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who do not."

Either way, it's a great joke!

I am highly interested in the opportunity of becoming a mentee.

I am a recent graduate, and now CS Grad student whose focus is on web development and database systems. I'm based in sunny Cleveland, Ohio.

I am starting my first company and am looking to share my enthusiasm with, as well as learn from, a mentor.

Please follow the link in my profile for my personal page.