nichols

How about Portals?

GlaDOS.

Have you tried getting reincarnated as a rich guy?

Alternately, you could create your own crypto-currency and get chumps to bid it up.

Buy some oregano and try to sell it as marijuana.

If all else fails, you could try doing some actual work.

Try challenging your interviewer to a dance-off. If you win, they're legally required to give you the job.

Yes, I am shocked, shocked! that Ayn Rand gets people worked into a lather. How could we have ever predicted this?????

Solitary in Iran Nearly Broke Me. Then I Went Inside America's Prisons...

"But it wasn't until I started posting on Hacker News that I truly realized man's inhumanity to man..."

In related news, Larry Page now demands to be addressed as "Father Comstock" when in the GooglePlex.

Google's new project will be robots responsible for shutting down old services and groups. Rumor has it that they'll be called "Terminators," and they'll look kind of like this: http://imposetonwallpaper.free.fr/wallpapers/films/terminato...

Next time he asks you to do something, drop trou and moon him. I guarantee that your relationship with the company will never be the same.

I remember reading that Githubbers are into Techno (trance?), so that speaks to the kind of people you're likely to work with.

People with bad taste in music?

Time to start moving away from TurdPress.

You might need to adjust your leadership style. For example, use hand puppets rather than giving instructions directly. Also start referring to yourself in the third person; that usually helps.

Dance, monkey, dance!

I think they should fire all of them. It's the only way they'll learn!

It's like Facebook, but for doggs.

tl;dr:

* You can often get things done faster by doing a half-assed job.

* Robots have not advanced far enough to wash dishes yet.

Try selling it to Yahoo!.

Actually, that's how security vulnerabilities are normally handled in the Ruby on Rails world.

What, you think I'm joking? Think again: http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/03/hacker-commandeers-g...

better link: http://kent.spillner.org/blog/work/2009/11/14/java-build-too...

After about a year of experience with Maven, I find that:

* The "surefire" plugin is named ironically. The build often fails without a message about what unit test failed.

* Maven is extremely slow. Eclipse builds the source in 30 seconds max; Maven takes 5 minutes.

* Maven's output is extremely verbose, but if anything goes wrong, it "helpfully" tells you to rerun it with -X -e to get the actual error message and stack trace. You can run it with -X -e all the time if you want, but I think it generates so much output that it actually slows down the build. Yes, really.

* There are a lot of things you just CANNOT DO in Maven. One example is bundling a Maven plugin together with the rest of your Maven source and use that same plugin elsewhere in the project. It fails during the early phases of the default lifecycle because the plugin isn't installed yet. But only by getting to the later phases of the lifecycle can you install the plugin. But you can't do that because the early phases fail. An infinite cycle of despair is right.

* Even the most trivial project takes a few screenfuls of XML to set up in Maven.

* Maven's dependency management is poor, too. If you have some library A that pulls in B, and another library C that pulls in a slightly different version of B, you can get misbuilds. It's your job to identify and fix these problems. They will show up at runtime. And let's not even talk about SNAPSHOT and how horribly that can go wrong.

* Maven is also known for pulling in tons of unnecessary dependencies. But hey, you don't mind 50 more megabytes of jars on your CLASSPATH, do you?

I was honestly expecting the article to address some of these points, instead of vague philosophical ramblings. Seriously, Maven is horrible. This article gives you no inkling of just how bad it is.

This article reads like a parody at times.

Clearly the designers who designed the ugly logo aren't the problem, it's "everyone else." (He actually says this.) Everyone else is "not qualified" to offer an opinion-- no, not even if they are professional designers. Clearly only the people inside the organization that did the design are qualified to have an opinion. People who criticize are "reactionaries" (LOL, comrade). Above all designers should never "criticize" other designers no matter how bad their shit smells.

One has to wonder which profession he feels he is in-- manure shoveler? or perhaps bootlick. Either way, this essay made me laugh like none other. I think the only appropriate response is U MAD?

20% is one day a week, assuming a 5-day work week. That's not bad.