monsterofcookie

Dear Apple, I do not respect knee-jerk reactions to headlines

Why aren't *you* working on more important problems?

It's over people, go home

Suckmore sounds like a vacuum brand

In my experience, I got more done in less time because I wasn't distracted by 3 different conversations happening right next to me in an "open office"

Wait until dark, shine a flashlight around and look for reflection off the glass. Or use a metal detector...

I use my mouth to tell "managers" not to over-complicate jira

As always, focus on fundamentals instead of frameworks

ChatGPT failed me today

They didn't make space for cars, they made space for people who own cars.

Other tech companies

The one event where this sh*t doesn't matter. Way to go :facepalm:

Hell no, it will be a struggle until the boomers are mostly dead

DiCaprio: time to find a new search engine...

Super simple. The office sucks hard. Just don't do offices. Adapt or die.

How long before he flips? You'd have to pay me $300k min to move back to the Bay Area

Crypto payments only

Almost good idea, except no one cares. SF and LA may as well be on different planets

Never. Comments should clarify what code does or why it does what it does. Nothing else.

What about banning sales of food with artificially added sugar? Lol... Nevermind

I think he is serious about having fair free speech on the internet (esp. opinions you disagree with). Will he follow though is another question.

LOL

Glad I sold all my eth last December. Going to zero.

It's Sofa King annoying! Especially other people's shiddy code!

New company. New code base. Marketers are a dime a dozen

Bear spray

I quit a job 3 weeks in because my coworkers were dead inside. Employers prolly won't ask about such anomalies on your resume unless it looks like a pattern. GTFO. Have a prepared response just in case

Wow, that's sh*tty

Both started strong and finished weird

Dear Texas AG, please don't waste taxpayer money (just assume it's all bots and trolls)