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*unless they give the big guy a 50% cut

His insider buddies bought the dip so it's time to pump. It's all about enriching themselves with inside information

The next Secretary of Everything's Computer

OpenClaw mass deleting my emails is AGI. Got it, thanks Jensen.

You might be right. We shall see.

My company gave us 3 months notice and said 100% RTO in January 2026. I warned them this was a dealbreaker for me. They said sorry, no exceptions. In January I submitted my two weeks notice, citing RTO. They accepted my resignation letter and then called me a few hours later saying they could make an exception. Now I'm back to 100% remote.

I wouldn't consider myself to be an irreplaceable superstar employee, but they folded almost immediately. Not sure what the point of this dance was.

Yes, but we have to think of the shareholders

Because Apple

It's a small club and you ain't in it

Sounds like they only went into this with concepts of a plan

Let me guess. Jeff/Andy make a donation to a certain someone. Tariffs on Italy are threatened. Case is dropped.

The only thing that matters is stonk++

Who could have guessed that a few billionaires and corporations shifting the same money back and forth between themselves wouldn't benefit the overall economy?

It's 100% legal if you're in the inside circle

Non-binding and voluntary = a bunch of lip service

Unhinged greed

No wonder Zuckerberg is so popular with the Epstein class

Oh look, another episode of Sam Altman lies about everything in an attempt to make people like him

Remember when they removed him for not being consistently candid?

Imagine a world where businesses considered the morality of their decisions instead of just maximizing profits

Surely Zuckerberg's bribe check is in the mail already

All content will likely be pre-approved by Larry Ellison and his other billionaire friends, so how much freedom will this really have?

Some day Tesla stock will rediscover gravity...some day

It's always daddy's money funding these projects

Learning?

Weird how Larry Ellison manages to do this to everything he touches

Pretty sure that's a feature, not a bug

Sam Altman has entered an agreement to acquire all future G4 and G5 energy

Welcome to the Ellisonverse

This is how they keep the cogs trapped in the machine