4. I have to moderate myself because some stupid parent determined that it's now a "kids" game and everyone should cater to their crotchrats.
I'm sorry, but I can't imagine being this upset at children. If I'm at a bar and I see a kid walk in, yes I will act differently because they are in earshot. It doesn't matter that the child is in an adult space.
"Well I was here first" is such an immature dismissal of acknowledging how your community is changing.