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that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta

I guess somebody out there has gotta make the croutons

you must be fun at parties

for 200 billion you better throw in knowing what you know now in to the mix, then it would pay for itself

can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretaries desk (the unfortunate lady she was), and the sound of coworkers breathing, it was unbearable to say the least

soooooo about Claude going down. we're gonna need you to sign in on Saturday and make up for lost time or unfortunately we're going to have to deduct the time lost from your paycheck. and as an aside your TPS reports have been sub-par as of late..is everything OK?

not designed, it was destined

im fiarly certain the knob on the machine that controls length of redundant comments and docblocks is cranked to 11. it makes me curious how much of their bottom line is driven by redundant comment output.

iirc the dog was a dangerous animal and had attacked people and animals uprovoked quite a few times. didnt hear about it so not sure about the horses, but typically people dont just execute horses when they aren't injured or at risk of living out a traumatic existence. who knows, media spins and all that jazz, but I wouldn't hesitate to end a liability of a dangerous dog or a horse in suffering that had no chance of recovery, however reluctant id feel in the moment

turns out we still needs more vibes

same experience here. trust deficits so rampant i question if ive ever been right once in my career. dont forget the lack of the word 'iterate' in the decision makers vocabulary. and as soon as the word sunset is uttered you know your in for a bumpy ride once again

I like to think that bird song, evolved over millions of years going back to their dinosaur ancestors, is a language that encodes vast amounts of information that our brains can't even begin to understand the complexities of

back to the blockchain!

its wabbit season I guess

snoopy is the perfect dog name

my favorite performance of his! its a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time. so many anxiety inducing moments, especially for those who fear the ocean

living that cloud life

yes they do! those are the humans that pass down those lost arts even if the audience is a handful. to trust an amalgamation of neurally organized binary carved intricately into metal with deep and often arcane knowledge and the lineage of lessons that produced it is so absurd that if a catastrophe that destroyed life as we know it did occur, we deserve our fate of devolution back to stone tools and such.

america in a squirt bottle

its gotta a very different flavor but is still pretty good.

Sir David Attenborough is gonna make bank on the documentary featuring these animals engaging in these most unnatural of corporate environments

its collaboration in glorious 4k! err 1080p!

oh they are paying, but shit rolls down hill and those who will ultimately pay are in the flood zone

alright who laid out a big ole fudge dragon in the urinal for the whole world to see mmkay?

best 3 grand i ever spent. my vision was so bad prior I couldn't see the largest letter in the test and afterwards i felt like i could have gone a few levels past the smallest on the test with no issue. after 7 years and my last exam showed I still had 20/20 vision. I can relate with the night driving halos but I had trouble driving at night prior to it too so ymmv. waking up the night of the procedure and walking the dog it was like a whole new world of clarity with the amount of detail I could see of the leaves on the trees backlit by streetlights. the first month is a pain because you can't touch your eyes and you gotta wear goggles to sleep. and being able to see in the shower is pretty cool too.

if you knew how much shit is on literally everything, you'd, well i don't know what youd do, but there is shit on literally everything so washy washy

voicemail is a dead technology, just like the mini tapes they used to be saved on. its just 1 more notification type to waste your time anymore. disable it and never look back and i assume you that you wont regret it. if they really need to contact you they will text afyer an unanswered call. I suppose its only redeeming factor is if someone you care about passes away you have a recording of their voice to hold on to, which is priceless to some. regardless, I haven't had it enabled in over 10 years and it hasn't held me back

hot hand in a dice game?

all of science would makes sense if it wasn't for that 1 pesky miracle

all the more of a reason to kill it off if you ask me. you got to wonder how many of the responses like that are from other bots. on reddit it must be a ton. seems to me like the more emotional connections that people make to these educated parrots, the more susceptible the masses are to manufactured consent once the time is right. this technology should be limited to distilling down data for learning about subjects and speeding up the process of doing research or creatives. sure every person's google search about their own medical conditions ultimately leads to a cancer diagnosis, but atleast its left up to the readers interpretation to determine plausability, not some oracle who has hypnotized the ignorant masses into thinking its this all knowing emotion understanding being that speaks in absolute truths and has free will.