holy_diver

This is neat but there's no way to do authentication - meaning this won't work on private sheets

DuckDB is actually pretty good at this kind of thing.

Doesn't need to load anything to DB

Can be used in shell

Can read from stdin and write to stdout

A bidet. We got one with heated water and seats and going to the bathroom feels super luxurious now. Not to mention all the toilet paper we save and increased hygiene.