gowiththeflow

Spoken like an engineer but not a business owner.

That only works until your customer spit in your face yelling "I don't want your excuses and just make it work."

Not a physics major, but my guess is E=mc^2 still applies.

Have you patched your uxtheme.dll and are using a custom .msstyle? I'm guessing the default font of your theme may have an impact.

"The only lifeforms that occur or Earth without DNA, according to another commentor, are proteins known as 'prions', best known on Earth as the cause of Mad Cow Disease."

I was not aware that prions were considered a lifeform.

I could have told him that 10 years ago from years of experience in cramming just a few hours before tests and exams.