goopypoop

that's silly. obviously there's a missing apostrophe:

"it's currently Flan Sam's at pokemon"

obligatory simpsons reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTLYris4kJU

thank god they're dormant eh

u wot m8

toroidal lasagne microwaves better

finally now i can kill pippin

see also Maniac Mansion Deluxe: a faithful remake of the original MM

https://www.adventuregamestudio.co.uk/play/game/401/

usb mouse discovered

just until you get to upper management

worth a punt

pretty invasive to the microwave

well it's hard to find quality chamois these days, but tbf since i joined the human centipede i haven't looked back

I think you need to recalibrate because charmin is fucking lol

i knew i couldn't trust a coyote to mind my sack of flour

cows also seem to enjoy music

does Cordyceps use tools?

I dare you to sniff it

me too but I had to grow sideburns to cope with the wind

sounds like an app store

ignoring the banner is the same as agreeing to all the opt-out "legitimate interest" shit

beware the canadian amnesia spider

i have fond memories of my own decision to become a tosser

One does not simply "hire a plumber". You're suggesting to find, vet, arrange, brief, supervise, assess and pay a plumber. Your time is still gone and you still pay for materials and gas. Then you still might need to hire yet another plumber to fix it better anyway. If it's really bad you might need to hire a lawyer…

just like "cruelty free" and "not tested on animals" in usa

art without will is like street vomit: it might be pretty but it's just lumps of old content arranged how you'd expect. less than food; more a waste than a triumph. and it always smells the same.

the street vomit photographer is offering a bit more art through his choices but I can already see he makes poor choices

why not stuff wads of hundreds into collection boxes?

you crack the ends of eggs?!

  "You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... The bits of meat that you did let slip through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us willing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

why throw mud into the water?

it's kafkaesque