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Looks like the vaccine for Human Population Virus is working.

Pretty much everything Microsoft makes is adware/spyware. They are one of the worlds largest malware companies after Google.

18 year cycle confirmed.

Human history has pretty much always been the smart tricking the stupid into being their slaves. Nothing has changed except the terminology.

You should always be asking yourself who you are a slave to.

"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing…kill yourself. It’s just a little thought; I’m just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day they’ll take root – I don’t know. You try, you do what you can." --Bill Hicks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tech_Data

They valued a Canadian weed stock with $20M in revenue at $20B.

This is bad for $MU.

Just the tip bro.

Why are you using GKE for static sites?

Define hallucinogen.

Just wait until they realize what you can do with pulsed DC electronic motors.

RIP John Adams and John Bedini.

Ctrl+D

things that are naturally intuitive

Pick one

7g of mushrooms in a dark room.

Made more profit than Amazon this year. Down 3% after hours. Yet some shitty Canadian weed stock with $20M in revenue is worth $20B.

The market is full of literal retards.

Remote

It's going to be pretty hilarious if the most successful example of socialist principles is ruined by socialists.

People use Riak?

RIP Stan Meyer

Is there any option where every other item in the list is not an ad?

The IRS is three tiered Puerto Rican trust. Owned by foreign entities. It is no more 'federal' then the 'federal' (fictional) reserve.

So why are you surprised they outsourced their payment system?

It's super obvious. But for those unfamiliar... there is a famous story about two people and a snake. You have probably heard it.

"Gnostics consider that the biblical myth of creation can be explained as follows: the creator satan of the world trapped Adam and Eve in his miserable world, and Lucifer, in the form of a serpent, offered them the forbidden fruit of saving Gnosis, and showed them that the creator was deceiving them. In other words, the creator said to man "but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil you shall not eat, for in the day that you eat of it you shall surely die." On the other hand, the Serpent said "You will not surely die. For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil." The bible continued: "And the eyes of both of them were opened". It doesn't say "they both died", it says "the eyes of both of them were opened", like the Serpent had said. Later, the creator says "And now man has become as one of us, to know good and evil". The creator lied. He said that man would die if he ate the fruit, but man did not die. The Serpent was telling the truth. The creator himself ended up agreeing that the Serpent was right. More precisely, Gnostics called the demiurge a liar as well as a plagiarizer. For them, the entire creation is a failed attempt by the demiurge to imitate the unknowable world. In this way, they think that the bible itself is a complete plagiarism, based principally on pre-biblical Babylonian and Egyptian texts."

"Gnostics believe that this Serpent Lucifer is the liberator of man and the world. It is wisdom, the liberating Gnosis that wakes man up and saves him. Of course, this Messenger of the Unknowable God, Lucifer, is an opponent and an enemy of the creator of the world."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-QmvbZc1Pw

https://www.google.com/search?q=666+apple+computer

I tried to find the one I was referring to but it seems Apple got enough flack for it that they scrubbed it. It was hilarious though.

I guess you don't remember the commercials for the 5C.

Mushrooms

They literally released a phone 'for the coloreds'. They are as open with their racism as they are with their Luciferianism.

Consumers clearly don't care.

What non-remote companies don't tell you is how super awesome remote work is. If people caught on then all those near useless mid level extroverts wouldn't have anyone to poop next to at the office.

"I am old, older than thought in your species, which is itself fifty times older than your history. Though I have been on earth for ages I am from the stars. My home is no one planet, for many worlds scattered through the shining disc of the galaxy have conditions which allow my spores an opportunity for life. The mushroom which you see is the part of my body given to sex thrills and sun bathing, my true body is a fine network of fibers growing through the soil. These networks may cover acres and may have far more connections that the number in a human brain. My mycelial network is nearly immortal, only the sudden toxification of a planet or the explosion of its parent star can wipe me out. By means impossible to explain because of certain misconceptions in your model of reality all my mycelial networks in the galaxy are in hyperlight communication across space and time. The mycelial body is as fragile as a spider's web but the collective hypermind and memory is a vast historical archive of the career of evolving intelligence on many worlds in our spiral star swarm. Space, you see, is a vast ocean to those hardy life forms that have the ability to reproduce from spores, for spores are covered with the hardest organic substance known."

Terence McKenna Psilocybin - Magic Mushroom Grower's Guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sewfitn50Os

what an employee wants

What I 'want' to do during the day is be a sunscreen boy for the Reef bikini team.

What I am willing to tolerate in exchange for money is considerably wider ranging.

No one 'wants' to be trapped in some corporate soul sucking nightmare for five days a week.