You seem legitimately offended that this guy has preferences and opinions
No, I am not offended that anyone has preferences or opinions. What I am responding to is this language:
Neither a Vision Pro owner nor much of a hog cranker
native applications designed to aid manipulating oneself
dead-eyed men and women rutting on camera
...which is intended to indicate disdain towards people who produce or consume pornographic material. I think that this person is going out of their way to be an unkind contrarian regarding porn, and in my opinion that deserves a little light ridicule!