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How about a Screen Time Parental Controls literally do not work, at all, just completely unusable and broken?

How about I can’t connect my AirPods to my watch to play music because my watch insists on acting as a remote control for my phone Music app, and support hasn’t been able to fix it for 5 years, over several watches and AirPods?

There are homophones of “record”, such as:

“He’s on record saying he broke the record for spinning a record.”

Strangely, a big percentage of these disappearances have clues in common: Huckleberries, dogs, ...

All clues point to Huckleberry Hound, known associate of Jellystone denizen Yogi Bear.