Ask HN: Why is it hard to find a wife now-a-days? 9 years ago
The real cures for bald are "funny" or "confident". Those are attributes women REALLY want. And if your sense of humor is only ok, try "being a caring, active listener" (amazingly almost no one does this).
The asker didn't want to be wanted for their money, but to be wanted for your hair? Think about it. That's even MORE shallow.