> especially ones who aren't snitches
The brazenness...only in NYC.
Also, if you ever get in the position of saying "X is extremely complicated and I can't explain it to you" it is because you stand to benefit by designing a system poorly, or you aren't bright enough or don't have the experience to realize that you can reframe the problem. Algebraic geometry is also complicated, but these days there are plenty of books that will explain it to you, and the tools (like sheaves) are well-established and standard.
Obfuscation is the MO of installed, configured enterprise software. If there were an incentive to create a simple, effective solution, then, lo and behold, one would be created. The incentive is almost never there.
Take Unix for example. It is simple and effective (and flimsy as all heck) but before it came along, obtuse operating systems were the norm. It is worth pointing out that A) Thompson and Ritchie are geniuses and B) there was no financial incentive.