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"We treat this entire idea purely as a bonus in the unlikely even of a future sale/IPO."

At far too many companies, equity is seen by the employer and employee as a form of cash-equivalent compensation, even though it isn't unless that equity has an income stream attached to it (as would be the case in, say, a grant of restricted stock in a company that pays dividends). So it's somewhat refreshing to see a high-profile tech company eschewing this.

The problem here is that 37signals' "plan" lacks all substance. The company doesn't intend to go public or seek acquisition, and its "bonus pool" is potentially limited to just 5% of any acquisition price.

As such, this "plan" doesn't promote retention the way equity does, and for all intents and purposes, it doesn't promote much of anything as the savvy employee will never expect it to bear any fruit.

Put differently, this "plan" feels sort of like an equity version of a poorly-made Louis V. knock-off. While, to its credit, 37signals' isn't pitching this as a justification for a less-than-market salary, there's a strong argument to be made that offering an equity substitute like this is worse than not offering equity at all.

The better approach for a company like 37signals? Make sure salaries are highly-competitive, offer an attractive benefits package and, if you want employees to feel like they have a direct "stake" in the company's success, implement a profit sharing plan. The benefit of this approach is that you attract the type of employee who wants to work at a company like yours without creating any confusion on trying to pretend that you're offering something that you're not willing to offer.

You should do your research before making statements like "especially since he's stayed away from wall street's games and made extraordinary efforts to keep things above board for decades."

Buffett didn't sit idly by while his holdings were threatened. He lobbied for, and supported, bailouts.

Not content with bailouts of companies he owned large stakes in, he made sweetheart deals to invest in Goldman Sachs and GE knowing what was going to happen. Have you ever explored those?

If his GS and GE investments aren't convincing enough, here are a few choice examples of the Oracle of Omaha's hypocrisy:

1. While he promotes higher tax rates for high-earning individuals, he lobbied against a tax that would have sought to recoup TARP losses from bailed-out banks (see http://abcnews.go.com/Business/buffett-bank-tax-higher-rich-...).

2. Buffett once famously warned that derivatives were deadly, but when it came time to put his money where his mouth was, he lobbied against proposed derivatives regulations that would have cost Berkshire billions (see http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/buffett-lobb...).

3. In 2010, Buffett once defended the ratings agencies (see http://www.wnyc.org/articles/wnyc-news/2010/jun/03/buffett-d...), but apparently he's only willing to defend them so long as they agree with him (see http://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/2011/08/05/buffett-to-fbn...).

Bottom line: whatever one may have once thought about Warren Buffett, his actions over the past several years make it clear he is no investor, he is a corporatist. And quite a successful one at that.

Funny. Buffett certainly didn't mind a little coddling in 2008. He was arguably one of the largest individual beneficiaries of bailouts which shifted ungodly amounts of toxic debt from failed private institutions to taxpayers. See http://blogs.reuters.com/rolfe-winkler/2009/08/04/buffetts-b....

While it's now mighty generous of Buffett to invite the government to increase his taxes, he could spare us another (http://www.cnbc.com/id/40229527/Warren_Buffett_s_Letter_to_U...) nauseating and embarrassing New York Times op-ed and instead put his money where his mouth is. As another poster has noted, the Treasury will gladly cash Buffett's check (http://www.treasurydirect.gov/govt/reports/pd/gift/gift.htm).

"BART, which has its own police force, must be held to constitutional standards."

This sounds nice, but do you actually know what those Constitutional standards are?

First, as you seem to recognize, the area in which cell phone service was disrupted is what is considered a "nonpublic forum." The government has significant latitude to restrict speech in nonpublic forums, especially when the restriction is related to the function of that forum. Here, BART shut down cell phone service because it was informed that a group of "protesters", which had caused disruption to BART service in the past, was going to use cell phones to organize another disruption. According to reports, cell phones were to be used to communicate the locations of BART police officers to maximize the mob's ability to disrupt service.

Second, not all speech is due protection under the First Amendment. There is protected speech, and unprotected speech.Speech designed to incite violence or create a breach of the peace is not protected. There is substantial case law on this. Here, based on tweets like "We are going to show BART (@SFBART) how to prevent a riot #OpBART" and the past actions of this particular group of "protesters", it is clear that BART had a compelling reason to temporarily shut down cell phone service in its stations.

Finally, in this case, BART did not prevent this group of "protesters" from expressing ideas. It simply restricted, temporarily, a particular mode of delivery.

What about those who weren't planning to use their cell phones to incite a riot? Again, there is more latitude to restrict speech in nonpublic forums, and any restrictions here were content-neutral, narrowly drawn in terms of time, place and manner, and were for a compelling purpose (protecting public safety).

Bottom line: this is only a Constitutional issue if you have no understanding of the Constitution and First Amendment case law.

YC S11 Company Seeks Uber Python Dev

We're a young company that's so hot, we melt ice in our sleep. Some of our investors even believe we're responsible for global warming. Out hotness is to be expected: our 5 founders hail from top engineering schools, and one even won $5,000 in a single night playing online poker when he was 13 (for reals).

Our users? Cooler than a polar bear's toe nails. Think Tom from MySpace, but even cooler. They're young, they love technology and they all have fat bank accounts. Oh, they're all beautiful people too.

Our trajectory is clear: extreme penetration of a lucrative niche market in Year 1, and world domination in Year 2. We've already grown 500% in our first 2 weeks after launch. See http://yfrog.com/kfu2tcj

We're looking for an awesome Python developer with a big ego and low self-esteem. Someone who knows he's the sheeeeet but doesn't want to prove it at a big company that does lame stuff like QA. Someone who can down a can of Coke and a box of Mentos and then go on to devour a four-course meal of web-scale challenges the likes of which no other startup has ever faced. Seriously.

What do we offer? Put simply, The Life. As an early employee, you'll receive a salary that will enable you to rent a condo in Palo Alto with 3 other startup dude roommates, a huge equity stake that will be massively diluted as we raise new rounds of funding from some of the most respected angels and VCs in the Valley, and the ginormous confidence that comes with knowing you're changing the world one unique visitor at a time.

If you're ready to take your awesomeness to the next level and think you have what it takes to hang, send us an email at socially.awkward.hipster.startup@gmail.com and tell us why we shouldn't laugh at your Github account.

I think you miss the entire point of my comment. I am not suggesting that companies describe equity stakes in percentage or "you would make $x" terms (they can do neither), or that they provide anti-dilution protection to rank-and-file employees (it isn't going to happen). And while your assumption that nobody can afford to pay the tax on restricted stock grants is simply wrong, that's a different discussion.

Here's the bottom line: at a venture backed company, you will almost never know what your equity represents - in percentage or dollar amounts - until there's a liquidity event. As such, the value of the equity component of a compensation package should not be overestimated if you're a rank and file employee at a venture backed company. It should be treated like a lottery ticket because that's what it is.

1. Were your developers granted actual stock, or were they granted options?

2. Your company is angel-backed. If and when it wants or needs to raise additional funds, is the company obligated to protect said developers from dilution?

Assuming that you're a typical angel-backed company, the answers to these questions are "stock options" and "no." Which would mean that:

1. Your developers don't own anything.

2. Your developers don't have an equity interest (or potential equity interest) that they can trust will actually represent a specific percentage interest in ownership if and when their options are exercised.

I don't mean to pick on you, but your comment highlights two things:

1. Just how loosely the word own[ership] is used when it shouldn't be.

2. How percentages are used to inaccurately describe potential equity stakes when those potential equity stakes cannot be reliably translated into percentage-based (potential) ownership interests.

Dead on.

The problem with equity is that at most venture backed companies, rank and file employees don't know what percentage of the company their equity package represents, or could represent in the future. Naive employees (most of them younger) chasing startup riches often like to think in terms of "If I own 1% of the company and it sells for $500 million I'll be rich!" but if you ask them what ownership interest their 75,000 stock options might represent, they won't be able to tell you.

Employees who think "it's all about equity" would be wise to consider the following:

1. It should go without saying that if you're granted stock options, which is typical unless you're a founder, you don't actually own any portion of the company. A stock option is, obviously, simply an option to purchase stock at a fixed price at a future date.

2. Assuming your employment is at-will, you do not have control over the vesting of your stock options. You could be terminated at any time, including before a large portion (or even all) of your options vest.

3. Dilution is a fact of life at venture backed companies. If you join a company early, your expectation should be that you will be diluted, and significantly. This dilution can also be rapid (i.e. a dilutive new round of funding closes a month after you join the company).

4. There are plenty of ways the value of any equity you own (or may one day own) could be diminished. If your company is acquired, for instance, but the acquisition results in the exercise of a liquidation preference, it's conceivable that your equity will be be worthless, or of such minimal value as to be effectively worthless.

Bottom line: if you're not making six-figures and aren't already independently wealthy, which covers most of the young folks who think equity is an apples-to-apples substitute for salary, accepting a significant pay cut for "equity" is sort of like planning your financial future around the assumption that you'll one day win the lottery.

As they say, "one in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Under premises liability law, a tenant is generally responsible for personal injuries to guests, invitees and others (who are legally on the premises) if the tenant had control of the premises or was responsible for creating the dangerous condition that led to the injuries. IANAL but a quick Google search will provide you with the relevant statutes and case law.

If you sublet your apartment to a third party in violation of your lease and you fail to take reasonable security measures (verifying identities, conducting credit and background checks, signing agreements, etc.), you should expect to be sued for negligence if and when something goes wrong. Might you successfully argue that the injury in question was unforeseeable even under these circumstances? Sure, but you'll still lose because making that argument will be costly.

Finally, even if you somehow believe that there's no risk in subletting your apartment to strangers, you should consider alternative liability scenarios, like your guest suffering an injury while staying in your apartment. This too makes AirBnB a juicy target for cons, as it would be relatively easy to stage an accident with the intention of suing the host.

The net-net:

1. Being sued is an expensive hobby and anyone renting out his apartment to strangers to pocket a few extra bucks is always one guest away from discovering this.

2. There are good reasons most landlords forbid subletting.

AirBnB's guarantee doesn't affect this at all. Here's an example:

You rent an apartment and have a standard lease that forbids subletting. You travel a lot on business and decide to rent out your apartment for $150/night five days a month anyway. That's $750/month, or $9,000/year, in your pocket pre-tax. Not bad, but....

One day, you rent to an individual who happens to be a heavy drug user with a criminal record. You don't know this because you didn't perform any due diligence.

When your guest is confronted by one of your neighbors about a noise issue, he brutally assaults your neighbor. During the assault, your neighbor suffers major head trauma and is rushed to the hospital, where he undergoes emergency surgery in an attempt to save his life. Following the surgery, he is comatose and if he recovers at all, will require months if not years of rehabilitation. In the best case scenario, the doctors believe he will likely have some permanent brain damage that may prevent him from living a full, productive life.

When it comes to light that you were violating the terms of your lease and renting your apartment to complete strangers in exchange for money without doing any real due diligence on your guests, it's very likely you'll be sued by the victim's family. Needless to say, given the amount of damages you may owe if you're not successful in defending yourself, you're going to need a great lawyer. They don't come cheap. AirBnB's $50,000 guarantee? That only applies to damage due to vandalism or theft, but even if it applied to everything, won't even cover the cost of the victim's initial surgery.

Obviously, this is an extreme example, but it's well within the realm of possibility. There are plenty of other scenarios, less extreme, under which an individual could conceivably be personally liable for damages far in excess of what they will ever make using AirBnB, and far in excess of what AirBnB says it will cover.

By the way, AirBnB's guarantee is almost certainly not an insurance policy, even though the company (intentionally or unintentionally) is going to confuse people who don't understand the difference between a guarantee and an insurance policy.

As far as I know, AirBnB is not registered as an insurance company in any state, and I doubt very much that a legitimate insurance company would sell a policy for most AirBnB rentals without, at the very minimum, proof that the host has the authority to sublet and that he or she is not violating any local ordinances that apply to rentals and hotels.

AirBnB's fundamental flaw is that the potential costs (in the form of monetary losses) of renting out a home to a stranger far exceed the economic benefits that can ever be realized, particularly for hosts who are violating local laws and/or are violating the terms of a lease by subletting properties they don't own. These "features" do nothing to address this.

Voice Connect? Professional scammers are usually very persuasive if not downright charming. The ability to speak to a prospective guest will not deter experienced criminals.

Video Connect? These are for hosts only, but even if they were for prospective guests too, a professional con would have little problem putting together a convincing video.

References? These, obviously, are subject to gaming, but notwithstanding that, I doubt very much that a significant number of hosts are going to turn down an otherwise solid-looking guest who is "new" to AirBnB and doesn't have any references.

24/7 Hotline? If your AirBnB experience turns into a nightmare, you're probably better off making sure your first call is to your attorney.

"Offer me a decent salary" should be on the top of this list.

If you have a solid, established relationship with somebody technical, and he or she is interested in a startup endeavor, raising the possibility of going into business together is one thing. But if you have to "recruit" a technical co-founder because your social circle is void of competent technical people, the number of potential co-founders who will be eager to jump on board your boat without monetary compensation is probably fairly small.

Let's face it: the kind of person who would make for a good technical co-founder probably doesn't have any shortage of opportunities in today's market. So what's the appeal of a jumping in bed with a complete stranger if all that's on the table is equity and "salary upon funding"? There typically is none, which is why so many of the people trying to find a technical co-founder experience so much angst.

In China, "private industry" doesn't truly exist in many industries. To do business, you need to be politically connected to some degree. In other words, campaign contributions are unnecessary; the state and private industry are already married.

After pointing out that "The central bankers throughout the world have lost touch with reality" and discussing the messes that have been created in large part by inept bureaucrats, The Smartest Man in Europe dismisses all of the problems brewing in China with a naive "the authorities will figure out solutions to solve them."

Anyone who truly believes that the "authorities" in China are any more capable than the "authorities" outside of China isn't very smart at all.

The author has a point, and it's quite possible his idea wasn't worth pursuing further.

This said, a few points should be made:

1. A picture is worth a thousand words. It shouldn't be assumed that individuals you poll about ideas and abstract product features understand them the way you intend them to. You might simply be describing features in a way that doesn't make sense to them, for instance. This is why wireframes and simple prototypes are so valuable.

2. You need a quality sample to make intelligent guesses about the viability of a new product. You should not immediately assume that if you query 10 people about your idea and all 10 shoot it down you are not on to something. Most businesses that are very profitable aren't convincing nine out of 10 (or even five out of 10) potential customers to buy their products. Keep this in mind.

3. Just because your initial product concept (or implementation for that matter) isn't viable doesn't mean that the problem that led you to develop the idea doesn't exist. Instead of simply asking folks whether or not they like your product concept, you should also seek to validate that you're trying to solve a real problem. If you can confirm that there's a problem, you may only be a few iterations away from a product concept that has a shot at success.

Bottom line: you don't want to give up on an idea too late, but you shouldn't give up on an idea too soon either.

"If you’ve already identified that your goal is not to work for soulless companies, you need to start working for startups."

This is a false choice. It assumes that most established companies have no "soul", but that most startups do. This is simply not true.

"Crucially, the biggest advantage of working lower down the spectrum is that mistakes don’t stick with you. In general, mistakes don’t typically stick with you, but the further up the spectrum you go, the tighter knit the community. Make a mistake at the bottom of the spectrum, and there’s enough people making mistakes that it’s unlikely your mistakes will give you a bad reputation. On the other hand, screw up a company with $41mm in funding, and those mistakes are more likely to follow you."

Obviously, there are good mistakes and bad mistakes, but in general, making career decisions based on where your mistakes will go unnoticed is a path to mediocrity, or worse.

Anyone interested in progressing as a professional should think twice about working at a company where major mistakes are of no consequence. It's hard to improve yourself if you're surrounded by incompetence, and if mistakes made out of ineptitude or negligence have no impact on your reputation, chances are you're not working on anything that matters.

[dead] 15 years ago

1. You do not need a "CTO"; you need a solid web developer. They are not the same thing.

2. While I think many posters here have focused too much on the the job-posting-as-dating-profile approach, the reality is that something like this will send the wrong message to the type of person you want to avoid, and may hurt your credibility with the type of person you want to attract. I don't need to know that you like long walks and are feisty; I do need to know that you have a solid product and a viable business model.

3. The number of experienced developers who will jump at the opportunity to work long hours with a person they don't know in the hopes that their equity in a startup that hasn't been funded will one day be worth something is fairly limited. If you are going to find a person willing to do this, it will probably be somebody you already know, or somebody you meet locally and build a relationship with.

You don't earn a technical co-founder any more than you earn your first secretary. Every person who is recruited to join a business must be convinced that he or she is going to get something out of the deal.

The problem quite simply is that there are a lot of wannabe entrepreneurs out there who expect someone with technical chops to join them when they a) don't have an existing relationship, b) don't have a proven track record of execution and c) don't have anything to give besides equity that isn't worth anything. In other words, "co-founder" is little more than a title bestowed upon the person you need to build your product but can't actually pay to do the work.

It's no surprise that it's hard to find a "co-founder" of any type under these circumstances. When somebody you briefly spoke to at a meetup asks you to be a "co-founder" in exchange for 10% of a company that doesn't exist yet, you're naturally going to be skeptical. If that person adds a reasonable salary to the equation, you're far more likely to take the proposition seriously.

Additionally, I think it's worth pointing out that wannabe entrepreneurs have a lot of misconceptions about what type of technical skills they need. Instead of looking for someone who can build a basic web app (which is what 99% of them want to build), they look for a hipster developer whose resume is filled with all the buzzwords of the day. You do not need a Ruby on Rails developer with MongoDB experience to build a web application where individuals can organize and share pictures of their pet goats.

1. Involving your friend in your wife's employment is a huge no-no. It only makes you more dependent on him, and he certainly knows this. If he places your wife in a job, don't be surprised to see him leveraging this in the worst way possible if things don't work out as expected.

2. You are maximizing a stake that isn't yet worth anything, and may never be worth anything. 20% of $0 is $0, just as 25% of $0 is $0. Perhaps a better way to look at this: figure out how much this venture would need to be making before the total value of your compensation package (equity and any eventual salary) would exceed what you're already making now at your six-figure job. The number is probably much larger than you think it is.

3. If your compensation is stock granted outright for services, you should be aware that this may create undesirable tax consequences for you. You should speak with an experienced accountant about this.

4. The fact that your friend needs to continue working to fund the venture is a huge red flag. What if he loses his job? What if he has a medical emergency? What if his wife divorces him? If you're going to get in bed with an "investor", he should be putting in most if not all of the cash up front. Which begs the question: if your friend says he's prepared to invest $15,000/month for 10 months, is he capable of transferring $150,000 to the new company tomorrow? It doesn't sound like it.

Again, the risk you're concerned about is a result of the fact that you are pursuing a deal structure that makes no sense. I would highly recommend retaining competent legal counsel before you go any further.

OnSwipe 15 years ago

What everyone should keep in mind here is that, at its core, OnSwipe is trying to be an ad network. See http://thenextweb.com/media/2011/06/21/an-inside-look-at-ons....

Also see http://blog.onswipe.com/news/the-road-ahead, written by OnSwipe's founder:

"Mary Meeker estimates that 50 billion dollars of traditional media spend needs to shift online. Our belief is that it’s in a holding pattern and can’t. There’s a disconnect between award winning beautiful ads found in print and tasteless spam ads that litter the web. We think touch enabled devices can let this change by providing advertising people actually enjoy with the best of the web layered on- mobile, local, social, and more. The touch enabled web can let us create ads publishers want alongside their content, advertisers get returns for, and most importantly, that users will enjoy."

<Start sarcasm>

Who wouldn't enjoy viewing award-winning print-like beautiful ads while browsing websites on the iPad ?

</End Sarcasm>

If you read the entire blog post above, it is quite obvious that the people behind OnSwipe don't really have a coherent understanding of publishing, advertising or digital, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that their product is an atrocity.

The product itself is little more than a trojan horse that OnSwipe uses to insert itself between stupid publishers and users so that it can extract value from content it didn't create and didn't add value to.

The good news is that this model inevitably fails and has since the late 1990s. There's no lock in for OnSwipe's partners, and once they realize that the ad revenue they were promised never materializes and their users hate the OnSwipe experience, they'll move on to the next company offering them a free bridge.

Frankly, I think you're looking at this the wrong way.

From your description, your wealthy friend:

1. Came up with an idea that he would like to pursue. 2. Has the money to finance the venture. 3. Is willing to contribute his time on part-time basis until the venture bears fruit.

You are the technical person he is going to rely on to build the product or service, and will be responsible for much of the early heavy lifting. You are leaving a job with a $100,000+ annual salary.

What's wrong with this picture?

1. Your friend came up with an idea that he ostensibly can't execute on without the skills you bring to the table. At the same time, he apparently isn't entertaining the possibility of paying you for those skills in anything but equity. There is certainly a reason for this, and it's not likely a good one.

2. Your friend "can be the CEO", but CEO isn't a part-time job. The fact that he's only willing to work part time on this until the company can sustain itself says a lot about his true confidence in the venture.

3. Your friend has committed to $10,000 to $15,000/month in seed funding. How long is he willing to continue with this arrangement? Is there a limit to the total amount he'll invest? What if you need more than $15,000/month? What assurance do you have that your friend won't seek to renegotiate equity if the business requires more investment than he originally anticipated? Given what you've written, I suspect you have no satisfactory answers to these questions.

Bottom line: you should not be worrying about equity - you should be worrying about the entire deal structure.

You are effectively being asked to relinquish a six-figure job for an unpaid position that provides a minority equity stake in a company being "co-founded" by a person who a) won't be dedicating all of his time to the venture until he thinks it's worthwhile and b) who has only committed to injecting cash into the venture in small, monthly chunks. This is a wonderful arrangement for your friend as he receives almost all of the protections. You, on the other hand, risk the most and get virtually none.

Caveat emptor.

First, you seem to confuse "rate of return", "inflation rates", and "interest rate." They are not the same thing, yet you conflate them.

But let's roll with it. You still make a number of flawed assumptions:

1. That all investors believe inflation is the problem. George Soros, for instance, is more concerned about deflation and up until recently, had significant holdings in gold as protection against deflation. Ironically, others, like John Paulson, are still holding gold as a protection against inflation. Only time will tell who made the right bet for the right reasons.

2. That an individual seeking capital preservation has to take on "ever-riskier investments." High net worth individuals do not have the same investment options as you do. There are numerous ways you can preserve cash (without sitting in cash) without having to bet the farm, even in today's economy.

3. That diversification plays little to no role in investment decisions. Again, if your portfolio has large exposure to equities, commodities and other asset classes that have gained substantially over the past two years, you are far more likely to feel comfortable cashing out some of your gains and/or throwing idle cash into other asset classes.

4. That VC provides a solid return. If you look at the 10 year returns, VC hardly looks like the asset class an aggressive investor would park his money. See http://finance.fortune.cnn.com/2011/02/16/venture-capital-re....

5. The above brings us to your last flawed assumption: that every investment decision is rational. If every investor made truly rational decisions, the desire to protect against inflation would not lead one to invest in VC. You'd be overweight commodities, FX, etc. Again, there are a whole host of reasons investors throw money (generally a small portion of their total portfolio BTW) at VC. Diversification is one of them, but don't doubt the lure of bragging rights either. If you golf with high net worth individuals, you'll quickly learn that they like to brag about their investments, even if they're not necessarily good ones. After all, nothing says cool like "I have $2 mil in a fund that owns a bunch of Facebook stock."

At the end of the day, my original point stands: when the central banks pump money into economies, it has a cascading effect that influences the behavior of investors directly and indirectly.

* Everybody else on your team is an engineer or developer. Obviously, this doesn't mean you can't be successful (I know, I know - look at Google), but you should consider the possibility that you're probably missing vital skills needed to compliment your startup's technical prowess. From UX to business development, you have to get a lot right to turn a great product into a great business, and that can be difficult when you have three other chefs in the kitchen who all cook the same cuisine.

* Starting a business with three close friends seems nice on paper, but don't assume that good friends necessarily make for good business partners.

* Talk about arbitrary dollar amounts calls into question not just your sense of reality, but your motivations. Can your startup raise $1 million? Perhaps. Will you have $10 million in cold hard cash in two years? Perhaps. But you could buy a lottery ticket and win the same amount within the next two years too. If you wouldn't plan your life around a potential financial windfall from a lottery ticket, why would you plan your life around a potential financial windfall from a startup? The number of self-made 24 year-olds with $10 million-plus net worths is quite small, but you probably already know that.

When the central banks pump money into economies, it has a cascading effect that influences the behavior of investors directly and indirectly.

Take a wealthy individual who is a limited partner in several VC funds. Like most wealthy individuals, he has investments across numerous asset classes. Many of those asset classes (equities, commodities, etc.) are heavily impacted by the Fed's policies. Needless to say, this individual is far more likely to feel comfortable pouring some money into a new VC fund he has been pitched when his other investments are doing well courtesy of Helicopter Ben's printing press.

Without willing investors, VC firms can't raise new funds and certainly, had there not been a massive pumping of cheap money into the global economy from the central banks, many of the massive VC funds, more than a few of which are being used to buy up shares in companies like Facebook and Zynga, would not exist.

By the way, I see from your past Ask HN submissions that in the past ~60 days, you've been thinking aboout "an opportunity in creating an ad network for a niche market" and looking for ways to accept payments for iPhone apps you've developed. Since your business here is apparently unrelated to these, I'll add lesson #3: if you're going to start a business, you must be 100% focused on that business. When you keep taking your eyes off the road, you're more than likely going to crash.

Undercapitalization is one of the most common reasons a company fails. Have successful businesses been started with $5,000 or less? Sure. But don't drink the Kool Aid. Lesson #1: it usually takes a lot more than $5,000 to get a business going and to sustain it long enough to reach break-even. In your case, just think of it this way: any salesman worth his salt is unlikely to work for less than $5,000/month...

Lesson #2: at the age of 24, if you don't have even $5,000 worth of savings that you can afford to blow and need to borrow that amount from family, you should probably take a step back and think long and hard about your financial priorities. Depending on your location and your education and/or skills, you can probably earn $5,000/month, if not substantially more, working for someone else. Yeah, that's not as cool as starting a business, but opportunity costs are greatest at your age. What's really not cool: wasting away your twenties and having nothing to show for your efforts once you hit 30. Sure, everybody in StartupVille is always one venture away from a big exit or a $100,000/month business, but when you go to conferences and meetups and see thirty-somethings who have no net worth because they've been swinging for the fences since they were 20, it isn't pretty. Bottom line: at your age, in the absence of substantial existing savings or alternate sources of income (a trust fund, etc.), working on anything that requires you to "work for free" for any length of time is likely to be really, really harmful to your finances in the long run.