QuasiGiani

Any thing at all.

Ctrl-F.

This is it...

KIS

Ctrl-Effing-F

Any other trendy nonsense is time-wasting trifling foolishness.

Profit motives... the very sickening sickness of The System.

And away we go!

...dressed in a sheriff’s uniform to pose as a deputy to sneak a McDonald’s Egg McMuffin and a cup of coffee in to an inmate at Men’s Central Jail

Such clear proof that the article of this debacle... is nothing more than a cynically crafted advertisement for Mickey D's.

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ETA (with, mind you, appropriate alarm & dismay at the downvote):

“That’s what I’m telling you, dumb f—, is that clear?” Lillienfeld said. “I can’t make it any clearer than that.”

Lillienfeld did not respond to a request for comment.

The guy is so clear(ly) nothing but a shill for McDonald's.

This of course(!) sounds as if like it'll like be quite good.

But. I am more interested in the inevitable corollarial follow-up:

An Thorough & Ignominious Probing Investigation Into The Problematic Presentation Of Pseudo-Intellectual Wankery On Hacker News

nanowires of gold grown atop a superconducting material, vanadium, and dotted with small, ferromagnetic "islands" of europium sulfide

It's about effing time _they_ finally got their dizzy asses around to trying this, eh? I've been so frustrated over the past few decades urging this approach!

Yeah... Yeah! ...Yeah!

Take this (take that!) from someone interested in etiology... who then goes on to "proclaim":

"...they _may_ no longer be able to grow inside cells, _even if_..."

...maybe if...

As useless as maybe hands-down almost literally everything ev-aar-ruh said like literally possibly maybe before since and may be after even if (say it with me!) "they may".

Terrified?!?

Why? Simply because it'll cause you to "chew your tongue into ribbons" and "muscles start contracting so hard they can dislocate bones"?

Pussy.

"Way?"

"Way!"

"Way??"

"Way!!"

... at least we get "rectal surgeon" rather than the almost ubiquitous "scientists"...