DJNewStyle

I thoroughly enjoy your use of "disemvoweled". Did you coin this?

To address your aside, if they're referring to their personal experience with an Android phone and they've also used an iPhone, they're more qualified in passing judgement over someone who hasn't touched both phones. Stop trying to glaze his comment with a brushstroke of snobbery - that is the most irritating quality I encounter in circles such as these.