I'm a great asset to anyone's team.
I learn new things quickly.
I make friends in the workplace easily.
I share memes and various development-related links on Slack (or whatever the company-intern messaging tool is).
I organize after-work outings (bowling, beer, sushi, fare, etc.).
I can grill burgers.
I have a beard.
I have a Switch for lunch breaks.
I can help out coworkers - often times as their rubber duck replacement.
I have a good taste in music.
I also have a shameful taste in music.
I'm a 1x engineer: https://1x.engineer/
I take my projects serious and I will work to the best of my abilities.
I make mistakes. But we're all human. It's ok.
I will remember the mistakes I've done and avoid them in the future.
I'm not allergic to animals.
I don't do soccer (I tend to break things when I do sports - usually my own bones).
I cannot work with Windows.