Tell HN: Hacker News Is a Tool of the Devil

One reason I read HN so much is that so many of the linked articles and essays are so helpful in my work and in my life, as are the followup discussions here.

However there are so very many of them that were I even to attempt to keep up, I'd never get any sleep, let alone get any work done.

It doesn't really work for me only to read the front page, because I find so many of the less-popular articles helpful. My present work focusses largely on how to write source that makes better use of the data cache. There are many who write about that kind of thing but they tend - unfortunately - to work in security.

If I were to read, let alone reply to all the HN articles that I find rewarding to read, surely I would perish before the year is out.

What do I do?

Help my Y Combinator, you're my only hope!